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spike wrote:our old tesla was still visible on my tesla account, so i asked support to remove it. they did so, but had to remove our current vehicle as well, apparently. now when my wife tries to add me back as a driver, it errors out saying i'm not allowed in the region. i've been going back and forth with support for a week now trying to fix the issue they created.
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spike wrote:our old tesla was still visible on my tesla account, so i asked support to remove it. they did so, but had to remove our current vehicle as well, apparently. now when my wife tries to add me back as a driver, it errors out saying i'm not allowed in the region. i've been going back and forth with support for a week now trying to fix the issue they created.
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Saw a bumper sticker yesterday that read “if you honk at me i will kill myself”
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I had a Kerry/Edwards number sticker but my dad removed it from my car when I visited him. He was worried the neighbors were going to vandalize my car if they saw it. Surprise—those neighbors are MAGAs now.
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I saw a truck today with a bumper sticker on the back that was a swastika with a circle around it/line through it—the old “No Nazis” symbol. And I mean, co-sign on the message, but as I drove behind him I was thinking…you’ve still got a swastika on the back of your car. I wouldn’t want to be dragging that around.
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I’m surprised there aren’t digital “bumper stickers” that drivers can program before every drive.
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Matters wrote:I’m surprised there aren’t digital “bumper stickers” that drivers can program before every drive.
I've often thought I'd like a programable LED sign in my back window. The standard would be "you can drive in the left hand lane too you know" (our slow lane) but the occasional "go fuck yourself" would happen too I suspect.

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Actually, "GFY" would be far safer. In the event the (statistically likely) Ute driver catches me at the next set of lights and tries to rip me bodily from my car I could argue it stood for "good for you"...
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saw a vanity novelty plate on a front bumper yesterday that said IPRAYILAW365. Bro get a hobby.
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Putting anything that lights up on the back of your car is probably illegal for road safety reasons. Guessing that’s why such “bumper stickers” don’t exist.
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I always think of ICU81MI from 30 Rock when I look at this thread.
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Saw a Dodge Viper on the road today. When's the last time you saw one of those?
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Anyone here drive a pickup truck?

When my current (2008) car finally dies, I think I’m getting a truck next.

Since this thread is very Ford Heavy I will start there for comparison (size mainly).

F150 size may be a little more than I need so could lean toward Ranger size.

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It’s not easy to haul kids around in a truck.
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