How to Improve RM Posting Quality

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19) Dress like you want it

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20) Look me in the eyes and tell me you love me

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21) Don’t care what the world thinks about us

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22) Run away together to run a New Hampshire bed and breakfast

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23) Become a positive force in the local community

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24) Make up for declining B&B revenues with a little bit of money laundering

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25) Supplementing revenues with a lot more money laundering

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26) Making the coffee shop guy next door disappear when he accidentally walks in on a confidential business meeting with an organic grass-fed local crime syndicate

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27) Coming up with a hero tragedy story to explain his passing to his loved ones

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28) Expanding from money laundering into additional forms of fraud and racketeering

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29) Develop an addiction to cocaine and expensive clothing

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30) Wake up one day in a bed with five undressed strangers wondering how you got there, grabbing your bell bottom trousers off the floor, grabbing the keys to your lamborghini, and walking down the stairs toward the front door

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31) Watching Federal Agents suddenly burst through the door in SWAT gear with police dogs, tackling you to the ground and handcuffing you

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32) Glancing upstairs as your partner sees you in handfuffs, you call to him for help, and instead he runs aggressively out the window, over the neighbor’s fence, and off into the forest behind

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33) Crying out in abandoned agony as your free world comes crashing to an end

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34) Fast-forwarding 10 years later at your early release hearing, attesting to your reformed self as a new man

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35) Exiting the corrections facility with a new lease on life, only to find the world changed without you

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36) Unable to find work as a convicted Felon, you resort to a lifestyle of violent crime

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37) Bitter due to your exclusion from society, you plan a significant heist lucrative enough to support your transition to an off-grid lifestyle in Mexico

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