The Pizza Hut Thread (Non-Coach RMers that you miss)

[Monkey_Driven]

If you Book It!, the people will come

[spike]

There’s a Hut down one of the main drags in our part of town, so they’re still going Down Under.

[dimejinky99]

We still have 8 pizza huts here.
Which is bizarre cos dominoes dominates the market as well as countless independent serious pizza outlets that are far better at pizza than either Pizza Hut or dominoes.

[bart]

petition to change this thread title to The Pizza Hut Thread

[Anders]

Is this about Pizza Hut or absent RMers?

[Farmer John]

A new Pizza Hut just opened up in my town.

[dimejinky99]

This thread is a loada balls…
Spaceballs…

[Bammer]

There are over 6,500 Pizza Hutt locations in the US, Trag! A staple of small towns everywhere.

5 of them are within 20 miles of my house!

[Peeps]

i traded texts with jimmy mac this past weekend about our pizza hut worker days

[wease]

We have 2 Pizza Hut express things. Like a Dominos where it’s take-out only and no dining there. Both Mrs Wease and my hometowns still have the full service Pizza Huts open.

[bodysnatcher]

I counted 21 pizza huts within a 20 minute driving circumference of where I live. Not sure that's even all of them.

[BurtReynolds]

I remember Pizza Hut having this amazing salad bar back in the day, but I went to one recently and it was disgusting and very limited. Basically some lettuce and broccoli and some salad dressing packets.

Remember what they took from us.

[Monkey_Driven]

I remember Pizza Hut having this amazing salad bar back in the day, but I went to one recently and it was disgusting and very limited. Basically some lettuce and broccoli and some salad dressing packets.

Remember what they took from us.

I often joined my dad's construction crew in the summer and we would absolute destroy the Pizza Hut buffet after an 6-7 hour morning shift. It was like the oasis in the desert for many of us.

[tommy]

I don't think I've been to a Pizza Hut since the 90s. For chain pizza I've always preferred Marcos, Cottage Inn and Dominos.

[96583UP]

surprised there are still 6500 out there

i only ever seem to pass abandoned former locations

but there’s also likely much more pizza competition where I live

[bodysnatcher]

Pizza Hut is the best out of the Big 3.5

[doug rr]

I lived off of pizza hut 2 for 1 coupons throughout the early 90s...

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Pizza Hut is the best out of the Big 3.5

who is the half? Little Skeezers?

Pizza Hut
Dominos
Little Caesars





Papa Johns (hardly qualifies as pizza)

[tommy]

Little Caesars and Hungry Howies are garbage pizza that should only ever be served to Elementary school kids.

I guess I need to give Pizza Hut a fresh chance. I do love a stuffed crust.