What’s your digital footprint

[BurtReynolds]

Indeed it is.

[Ello Sailor]

So yeah if we could get your Grandmaster Neckbeard ruling, that'd be killer.

[BurtReynolds]

Drinking late tonight? Or getting started early?

[Ello Sailor]

Smoothies before gym, of course. You gonna be a rotund trog all day or are you gonna switch it up?

[BurtReynolds]

Then why are you so angry right now? Talk to us.

[Ello Sailor]

I'm chillin. Gotta go soon though.

You didn't answer my question lmao.

[BurtReynolds]

You go to the gym at 3 in the morning?

[Ello Sailor]

Nope.

[Ello Sailor]

God you're an idiot.

[BurtReynolds]

What time is it there?

[BurtReynolds]

Sorry about that, guys. I know how you guys hate the bickering and fighting. I didn't mean to set him off, but I never know what will make him angry.

Anyway, here is the wholesome and relatable post again for us to enjoy.

Watching too many accent videos

[Ello Sailor]

Cool post, idiot.

[Sloppy Dupree]

What’s the maximum acceptable age to be on Snapchat?

[E.H. Ruddock]

What’s the maximum acceptable age to be on Snapchat?

Well, we can start with if you are on a message board regularly, you are too old for snapchat.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Sloppy Dupree]

Yes, well said To be clear, I’m not on there. But I have a few friends who are.

[Ello Sailor]

Listened to a bunch of Miley Cyrus this evening, so now my ads are Eva Longoria going "yas bitch, you're over 40, that doesn't mean you have to stop taking care of your skin."

So that's where my masculinity is at right now. Someone please challenge me to a fight. I need this.

[spike]

i respect that you jack off with expensive lotion.

[Ello Sailor]

Bro please. Throw the first punch.

[Bammer]

Out of nowhere I’m getting compilation videos “Evolution of _________ (Mortal Kombat character name) fatalities” and it shows clips of all their fatality moves over the last ~20 years.

Fkn awesome.