Recent Purchases

[Higgs]

Mrs. Bam has vetoed these and I’ll be returning them.

“Too nerdy with jeans”

No such thing.

[Sloppy Dupree]

I just bought a pretty heavy-duty meat grinder. Going to get back into sausage making. Grinding meat for burgers is a win.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Pressure washer

[BurtReynolds]

What you gonna do with that?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Stick the hose up my ass

[lennytheweedwhacker]

jk using it to chase off neighborhood black kids

[Bammer]

What are those for?

Running baseball practices. And I guess if I ever join a mens softball league.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[spike]

I just bought a pretty heavy-duty meat grinder. Going to get back into sausage making. Grinding meat for burgers is a win.

I bought a grinder attachment for our Kitchen Aid mixer years ago and ground meat for burgers once. They were great, never did it again for some reason.

[Bammer]

Mrs. Bam has vetoed these and I’ll be returning them.

“Too nerdy with jeans”

They’d be too nerdy with a lab coat and pocket protector wth bammer

I was going for neutral!

[Sloppy Dupree]

I just bought a pretty heavy-duty meat grinder. Going to get back into sausage making. Grinding meat for burgers is a win.

I bought a grinder attachment for our Kitchen Aid mixer years ago and ground meat for burgers once. They were great, never did it again for some reason.

Whether it’s a kitchen-aid attachment or a separate standalone grinder, it’s still a new appliance to store and clean. Admittedly a bit of a hassle.

[daft twat]

I have a Ninja Creami being delivered today. It’s for my wife. I’d never even heard if it before.

[tree_]

Reusable water balloons. 6 for six dolluhs

[Bi_3]

I have a Ninja Creami being delivered today. It’s for my wife. I’d never even heard if it before.

We have one and love it. Bespoke flavors like mixing in Girl Scout cookies is awesome and easy for kids to do

[spike]

I have a Ninja Creami being delivered today. It’s for my wife. I’d never even heard if it before.

We have one and love it. Bespoke flavors like mixing in Girl Scout cookies is awesome and easy for kids to do

what's your BMI?

[bodysnatcher]

I hate the word "bespoke" so much. Get that garbage out of here.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I hate the word "bespoke" so much. Get that garbage out of here.

yeah, I now think Bi has a long beard and works at a craft burger place.

[bodysnatcher]

I hate the word "bespoke" so much. Get that garbage out of here.

yeah, I now think Bi has a long beard and works at a craft burger place.

Nothing worse than dudes with long beards handling food

[Bi_3]

I hate the word "bespoke" so much. Get that garbage out of here.

yeah, I now think Bi has a long beard and works at a craft burger place.

Nothing worse than dudes with long beards handling food

I cannot get the beard right, but here's bald Mulder in a burger place.

[doug rr]

hitting up my annual old navy trip this morning..$200-300 and I'm good for at least a year..tshirts, a couple button downs and maybe some shorts..I dont care anymore