The Apologies Thread

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This is the thread where I apologize to everyone I can think of that I have upset in the past

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I apologize to anyone that was offended or distraught by my gay / dick / cock comments

I did not intend to offend

I meant them in the spirit of playful joy

I understand now during my time on hiatus that they hurt some people

for that, I am sorry

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I apologize to posters in the past who I gave shit to and didn't deserve it or went too far

Argo and Epilogue come to mind in particular

sorry i was a dick

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I apologize to the mods for having had to tend to my posts and the aftermath

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I apologize to my freedom-loving brethren who hated my take on Zelensky

I was off base and went too far and the backlash is understood

[The Argonaut]

I apologize to posters in the past who I gave shit to and didn't deserve it or went too far

Argo and Epilogue come to mind in particular

sorry i was a dick

You did something to me? Oh man, I gotta start taking notes, I didn't even remember. I wonder what it was

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I apologize to Dime if I ever upset him

I really liked Dime

His oddities, people like him, I value their uniqueness and boldness to share their views

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I apologize to stip for absolutely haunting the PJ forum for a few years a while back. Endlessly shitting on contemporary PJ and making posting there not possible

I have sought to contain my bitching to GD and other lesser sub-forums in the interest of keeping PJ chat more civil for the normies

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OK I think that's the end of the list at least for now

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Now let's party

[Jorge]

Apologize to me

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I dunno if I ever offended you

I mean the whole race war thing was obviously riffing on a theme

that said

I was not as loving toward you the last few months as I should have been

and vibes could have been more immaculate

and for that

I am sorry

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I apologize to posters in the past who I gave shit to and didn't deserve it or went too far

Argo and Epilogue come to mind in particular

sorry i was a dick

You did something to me? Oh man, I gotta start taking notes, I didn't even remember. I wonder what it was

He took a dump on the roof of the shed you built with your own dainty hands.

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I apologize to posters in the past who I gave shit to and didn't deserve it or went too far

Argo and Epilogue come to mind in particular

sorry i was a dick

You did something to me? Oh man, I gotta start taking notes, I didn't even remember. I wonder what it was

I posted that you were short for a while with jpegs of EL Fudge

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I apologize to posters in the past who I gave shit to and didn't deserve it or went too far

Argo and Epilogue come to mind in particular

sorry i was a dick

You did something to me? Oh man, I gotta start taking notes, I didn't even remember. I wonder what it was

He took a dump on the roof of the shed you built with your own dainty hands.

I respected that shed work

[Jorge]

I dunno if I ever offended you

I mean the whole race war thing was obviously riffing on a theme

that said

I was not as loving toward you the last few months as I should have been

and vibes could have been more immaculate

and for that

I am sorry

You said I "WENT CORPORATE" and that threw me into a weird existential spiral I'm still trying to recover from

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I dunno if I ever offended you

I mean the whole race war thing was obviously riffing on a theme

that said

I was not as loving toward you the last few months as I should have been

and vibes could have been more immaculate

and for that

I am sorry

You said I "WENT CORPORATE" and that threw me into a weird existential spiral I'm still trying to recover from

yes that is true

you kinda did go corporate though

but i should have been there to support you

with invitations to golf outings, corporate logo golf t-shirts, and awkward hangouts at basketball games on the company dime while i try to sell you something

followed by a weird temperature gauge if you want to go to a stripclub or cathouse later

and score some pow pow

but we never went to the cathouse

and you never got that pow pow

and i could not leverage having witnessed you cheat on your spouse in exchange for sales business later

and for that

i am sorry

[The Argonaut]

I apologize to posters in the past who I gave shit to and didn't deserve it or went too far

Argo and Epilogue come to mind in particular

sorry i was a dick

You did something to me? Oh man, I gotta start taking notes, I didn't even remember. I wonder what it was

I posted that you were short for a while with jpegs of EL Fudge

oh shit, lol, yeah, I really hated that actually,

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I apologize to posters in the past who I gave shit to and didn't deserve it or went too far

Argo and Epilogue come to mind in particular

sorry i was a dick

You did something to me? Oh man, I gotta start taking notes, I didn't even remember. I wonder what it was

I posted that you were short for a while with jpegs of EL Fudge

oh shit, lol, yeah, I really hated that actually,

sorry <handshake>

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Burt

I apologize for making a joke once that you had sex with your dog

and your dog was sick

that was not cool

not at all

for that

i am very sorry