The Apologies Thread

[96583UP]

jesus I have offended a lot of people on this board

[96583UP]

who else needs some atone zone

[96583UP]

[Jorge]

Are you going to say his name

[Jorge]

There's a big ol Canadian elephant standing in the corner of this room

[96583UP]

I apologize to Dev that things got so ugly

we have more in common than different

I am ready for bygones to be bygones

one day we will toast belle provence hotdogs and slug tallboys of molson hi dry at tam tams

[washing machine]

Are you actually dev

[lennytheweedwhacker]

The only path to true redemption is to post your picture.

[96583UP]

Are you actually dev

no

but in a parallel universe

we are like zigfried and roy

[96583UP]

The only path to true redemption is to post your picture.

fine

Spoiler: show

[lennytheweedwhacker]

POSTYOURFACEPOSTYOURFACEPOSTYOURFACEPOSTYOURFACEPURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHERPOSTYOURFACEPOSTYOURFACEPOSTYOURFACEPOSTYOURFACEPOSTYOURFACE

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

New numbersup sucks!

Let's beat him up.

[96583UP]

i apologize to trag

for my disappointing content

i realize that he advocated for me while i was in the slammer

and he expects better content from this account

and i intend to provide that content at some point

Spoiler: show

[Ello Sailor]

Apologize for missing the opening F1 race. So many rookies and even veterans deserving to be shit on, but you were nowhere to be found.

[spike]

New numbersup sucks!

Give it time. When has a 24 hour ban ever reformed a RMer?

[spike]

I apologize to Dev that things got so ugly

we have more in common than different

I am ready for bygones to be bygones

one day we will toast belle provence hotdogs and slug tallboys of molson hi dry at tam tams

This is very big of you.

Interested to how Dev takes it.

[96583UP]

Apologize for missing the opening F1 race. So many rookies and even veterans deserving to be shit on, but you were nowhere to be found.

oh my goodness how painful it was to sit through that 3 hour demolition derby and not be able to post commentary

felt like we had only 3 drivers in F1 capable of racing a car in the rain

quality level way down

hopefully that was an anomaly

but fkin eh to think 5 of those rookies might get to race in monaco

like an embarrassment to the sport

[Ello Sailor]

I give most of them a pass because of the conditions tbh. Even Alonso and Sainz binned it. Almost everyone spun, it was luck of the draw as to whether they hit a wall or came to a standstill.

[96583UP]

I apologize to anyone that was offended or distraught by my gay / dick / cock comments

I did not intend to offend

I meant them in the spirit of playful joy

I understand now during my time on hiatus that they hurt some people

for that, I am sorry

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