Our universe is so rad!
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I heard her orgasmic reaction on morning radio on the drive to work. I laughed. You white knights are too much.
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How do you know what a woman’s orgasm sounds like? You won’t even perform cunnilingus.tree_ wrote:I heard her orgasmic reaction on morning radio on the drive to work. I laughed. You white knights are too much.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Wow wow
Ever hear of penile induced orgasm? Also even if I happened to never produce one it's not like porn doesn't exist dummy
Ever hear of penile induced orgasm? Also even if I happened to never produce one it's not like porn doesn't exist dummy
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Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Great way to tell the difference between a planet and a star
Know that poem twinkle twinkle little star?
Ever hear the poem twinkle twinkle little planet?
No. Cos there isn’t one. Stars twinkle. Planets don’t.
That’s how you tell the difference when you’re looking at the night sky.
Know that poem twinkle twinkle little star?
Ever hear the poem twinkle twinkle little planet?
No. Cos there isn’t one. Stars twinkle. Planets don’t.
That’s how you tell the difference when you’re looking at the night sky.
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I bring good news
Asteroid's chances of hitting Earth have nearly doubled in a week, ESA scientist warns
Asteroid 2024 YR4 is up to 300ft wide and now has a 2.2% chance of colliding into Earth in 2032. It could prompt a space mission to intercept it.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/asteroid-hit- ... 00833.html
Asteroid's chances of hitting Earth have nearly doubled in a week, ESA scientist warns
Asteroid 2024 YR4 is up to 300ft wide and now has a 2.2% chance of colliding into Earth in 2032. It could prompt a space mission to intercept it.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/asteroid-hit- ... 00833.html
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And he knows what he’s talking about in matters of space and no better man to listen to on great unknown
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If we send our best scientists and engineers up there and strap a rocket to this thing, I’m sure we can raise that probability to at least 25%. Where can I send a check?
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Simple Torture wrote:If we send our best scientists and engineers up there and strap a rocket to this thing, I’m sure we can raise that probability to at least 25%. Where can I send a check?
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https://www.theguardian.com/science/202 ... on-science
Primordial surf: ‘microlightning’ in mist may have sparked life on Earth, study finds
Tiny lightning streaks in fine spray can power chemical reactions that generate molecules for life, scientists say
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I think the jury’s still out on the universe.
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.
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I just learned that Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise..
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And now, so did I.doug rr wrote:I just learned that Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise..
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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doug rr wrote:I just learned that Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise..
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Anyone else glued to NASA's Artemis II feed?
Yesterday I tuned in just as Jeremy Hansen was trying to troubleshoot camera settings on their GoPro with Mission Control.
I love that they can get through Trans Lunar Injection maneuvers just fine but little tech support trivialities extend to NASA missions.
Yesterday I tuned in just as Jeremy Hansen was trying to troubleshoot camera settings on their GoPro with Mission Control.
I love that they can get through Trans Lunar Injection maneuvers just fine but little tech support trivialities extend to NASA missions.
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Did you notice how it curved so it didn’t hit the firmament?
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Yes, it’s great.washing machine wrote:Anyone else glued to NASA's Artemis II feed?
Yesterday I tuned in just as Jeremy Hansen was trying to troubleshoot camera settings on their GoPro with Mission Control.
I love that they can get through Trans Lunar Injection maneuvers just fine but little tech support trivialities extend to NASA missions.
Pictures of Earth, toilet not working, can’t find electric razor , discussions about trash and ziploc bags.
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I was wondering for about 2 minutes yesterday or the day before why are they were going 18,000 mph yet were only 200 miles from the earth duh. Orbit. Until they get ready for ... I'm trying to remember the word or phrase. I went to Google it and it came to me...escape velocity. The speed it takes for an object to leave an objects gravitational pull which for earth is 25,000 mph. I love this shit.
one time I got a book from the library and I'm laughing, called "_black holes for dummies"
I opened that bitch and I read about how... Ya know how light can't escape from a black hole?. for me personally I always thought that sounded bunk. But in this book, black holes for dummies, it was explained that the escape velocity of a black hole, you have to go faster than the speed of light, and that's why light can't escape.
After I read that my world changed . Kinda like corn
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Nothing's going to change my world
one time I got a book from the library and I'm laughing, called "_black holes for dummies"
I opened that bitch and I read about how... Ya know how light can't escape from a black hole?. for me personally I always thought that sounded bunk. But in this book, black holes for dummies, it was explained that the escape velocity of a black hole, you have to go faster than the speed of light, and that's why light can't escape.
After I read that my world changed . Kinda like corn
Actually, jei guru deva omm
Nothing's going to change my world
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