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Share your common ones here.

Mine usually are:

Swerving the wheel suddenly to crash when I’m driving on the highway

Honking my horn when i drive by the public golf course
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we hold our breath while driving in tunnels if they're not too long
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I used to get that first one when I’d be hungover and really tired.
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the golf course one is great..its like driving into the puddle at a corner or bus stop
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spike wrote:I used to get that first one when I’d be hungover and really tired.
Me right now
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tree_ wrote:
spike wrote:I used to get that first one when I’d be hungover and really tired.
Me right now
Don’t drive off the road, tree.

I thought you were straight edge now?
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spike wrote:
tree_ wrote:
spike wrote:I used to get that first one when I’d be hungover and really tired.
Me right now
Don’t drive off the road, tree.

I thought you were straight edge now?
I'm home. Nah, not for quite some time now. Gotta get some kicks before the shit house goes up in flames amirite
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Telling students exactly what I think of them.

Today one of our white male teachers who is 56 (Ruddo would say just past middle aged) had to meet with hr and have union representation. He wasn’t told why. Turns out, it was a word he used in class. Some kid in his 10th grade class told admin on him. A dozen students were interviewed. The word was “enigma.”
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Wtf? Did the kid not know the definition? How was the student “offended”?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wtf? Did the kid not know the definition? How was the student “offended”?
Probably thought he said the n word. Or maybe it was a pun on the n word, like "u my enigma, bro"
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daft twat wrote:Telling students exactly what I think of them.

Today one of our white male teachers who is 56 (Ruddo would say just past middle aged) had to meet with hr and have union representation. He wasn’t told why. Turns out, it was a word he used in class. Some kid in his 10th grade class told admin on him. A dozen students were interviewed. The word was “enigma.”
I hope he told them to devour feculence.
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tree_ wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wtf? Did the kid not know the definition? How was the student “offended”?
Probably thought he said the n word.
It was this.
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daft twat wrote:
tree_ wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wtf? Did the kid not know the definition? How was the student “offended”?
Probably thought he said the n word.
It was this.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Share your common ones here.

Mine usually are:

Swerving the wheel suddenly to crash when I’m driving on the highway
I do this way more than I feel comfortable with.
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posting dick pics in random threads
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can't relate. My mind is totally under my control.
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will ruddo ban me for this post

why does ruddo hate me
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daft twat wrote:
tree_ wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wtf? Did the kid not know the definition? How was the student “offended”?
Probably thought he said the n word.
It was this.
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bahaha good intuition tree_

I would have never guessed that
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