Coral Trilemma

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How would you address the coral trilemma?

Swim away as fast as you can to get back to shore
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Stay as motionless as possible so as not to trigger the fish with your panic
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Urinate yourself to ensconce the area in a protective film, similar to your approach at the swim-up bar in the resort pool
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Coral Trilemma

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So I’m snorkeling off the beachfront in Sandals St. Lucia, just soaking up the sites with my underwater camera - when all of the sudden a barracuda swims by. It's like 3 feet long, looks mean as hell, and starts chasing away the fish on the coral reef. Cut my photo album in half. I was swimming away when I realized another fish must have died and attracted predators to that area of the reef with their oily, bloody scent. Oops. A feeding frenzy begins to ensue as predators from the deep begin to emerge and search for their next meal.

So what do you do?
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Definitely urinate.

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spike wrote:Definitely urinate.

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indeed

no dilemma nor trilemma is this

there is only one lemma

the american lemma

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