E.H. Ruddock
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
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by E.H. Ruddock Fri March 28, 2025 5:57 pm
In this thread we list the wise knowledge handed down by our own bodysnatcher. I'll start:
bodysnatcher wrote: Homes are just storage units you can live in
bodysnatcher wrote: I needed about a cup of pistachios for a recipe, so I bought them in bulk. They were $15/pound, so I wrote down the code for regular bulk shelled peanuts which were $3/pound. Went to self checkout and saved a few bucks.
bodysnatcher wrote: Food snobs rank up there with animal abusers and people with AIDS who don't tell their sexual partners.
bodysnatcher wrote: This is like voting for a cow turd over a horse turd
bodysnatcher wrote: spike wrote: my wife is playing RHCP with her office door open.
Divorce her
bodysnatcher wrote: naps are for toddlers and the weak
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
dad
Posting (live)
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by dad Fri March 28, 2025 9:18 pm
the naps post was an all-timer for sure.
96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
tree_
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
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by tree_ Fri March 28, 2025 10:46 pm
I respect the snatch
wease
Major Dude
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by wease Sat March 29, 2025 12:51 am
Genius move on the pistachios
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
Ello Sailor
10Club Complaint Department
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by Ello Sailor Sat March 29, 2025 12:54 am
"I've been crapping like a donkey" lives in my head rent-free. Hilarious.
LoathedVermin72 wrote: soulseek 4 lyfe
Bammer
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by Bammer Sat March 29, 2025 5:08 am
wease wrote: Genius move on the pistachios
Says the guy who would interrupt his day to track down a grocery store clerk over a $5 coupon code.
Something doesn’t add up, here, you disingenuous Tennesseean.
(she/him/theirs)
wease
Major Dude
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by wease Sat March 29, 2025 1:58 pm
Bammer wrote: wease wrote: Genius move on the pistachios
Says the guy who would interrupt his day to track down a grocery store clerk over a $5 coupon code.
Something doesn’t add up, here, you disingenuous Tennesseean.
You took something from a fellow shopper. He took something from the store.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
spike
The Master
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by spike Sat March 29, 2025 4:43 pm
Fuggin wease prince of tights over here
