Negative Things

[Dev]

Remember when all the phony posters went out of their way to prove what nice people they are by welcoming Sloppy Dupree and insisting he was a real poster.

[BurtReynolds]

I thought I had made a new friend, but it turned out it was just someone playing a cruel joke on me.

[Jorge]

We were all burned by Sloppy. We were all equally betrayed.

[tree_]

I never trusted him or liked him

[Dev]

Pretty sure Argo thought Sloppy was going to be his first friend

[Jorge]

I feel sick

[Farmer John]

I just threw up all over my keyboard. Feeling devastated for all involved

[wease]

Whose alternate account was he?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Alex

[wease]

Damn. I figured it was phatfisto

[Higgs]

Do you guys really think I'm a Bozo?

I feel so hurt and unsure now.

[Dev]

Do you guys really think I'm a Bozo?

I feel so hurt and unsure now.

If you want to apologize to me, you can.

[Higgs]

Do you guys really think I'm a Bozo?

I feel so hurt and unsure now.

If you want to apologize to me, you can.

Well, sure I can. Just like if I wanted to go for a jog right now I could to. Or if I wanted a nice plate of nachos, I could grab them too.

I love my freedom of choice. No thanks to Biden of course.

[Dev]

The more I think about this the more mind blowing it is anyone thought this person was real. Nothing they said sounded sincere. A lot of it didn't sound like a human. Literally every post was winking at you.

So to the people who thought it was real; what is going on with you?

[spike]

I sensed all of that too, I just wanted him to be real so much.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Dev was right

[wease]

All hail dev

[bodysnatcher]

Some people sure have a lot of time and boredom on their hands

[Dev]

Someone's shitty little dog jumped up on me today.

[Ello Sailor]

In those situations, I usually try to think about the owner. Is the owner an old, senile piece of garbage? If yes, I cut them some slack. That little dog doesn't know any better.

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