Where is Alex?

[coptheriotact]

Where’s the “is sloppy Dupree for real?” thread

[E.H. Ruddock]

Where’s the “is sloppy Dupree for real?” thread

He's not for real. /thread

[Ello Sailor]

Pretty sure Jorge called it first. Or maybe it was Dev.

Anyway, it was pretty obvious.

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but was Sloppy actually Alex or was it Jorge cosplaying as Alex cosplaying as Sloppy?

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The answer might surprise you

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actually, the answer probably won't surprise us

[Jorge]

It was me!

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[Higgs]

I love that movie (who doesn't?) but seriously could not understand a SINGLE WORD uttered by Benicio del Toro throughout it.

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i forgot about benicio del toro til now

he was like the poor man's antonio banderas

i wonder if banderas had not been so successful whether del toro would have

kind of like creed v. pj

could PJ have succeeded had creed not blazed the trail for eddie first?

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the answer might surprise you

[Jorge]

i forgot about benicio del toro til now

he was like the poor man's antonio banderas

Huh? Why? Totally different actors, totally different careers

[Jorge]

I haven't been this flabbergasted by a post since LV said his favorite book of the bible was the King James bible

[Jorge]

Philip Seymour Hoffman was the poor man’s Tom Cruise

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i had a friend who once had some kind of issue with PSH accidentally knocking over his potted plants on the rootfop of his building

some shouting situation

RIP

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i forgot about benicio del toro til now

he was like the poor man's antonio banderas

Huh? Why? Totally different actors, totally different careers

not as good looking, more trashy, not as classy

you know

appeals to the poors

cause they like lower-quality cool things - like camaros - rather than ferraris

[Jorge]

i forgot about benicio del toro til now

he was like the poor man's antonio banderas

Huh? Why? Totally different actors, totally different careers

not as good looking, more trashy, not as classy

you know

appeals to the poors

cause they like lower-quality cool things - like camaros - rather than ferraris

But what is the similarity, what makes one "a version" of the other

[Jorge]

Say it... SAY IT!

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both tall dark haired men

with lots of vowels in their last names

kind of like a Arnold Schwarzenegger / Dolf Lundrgren situation

Dolf = Del Toro

only IRL

Dolf was apparently a biochemical engineer or something

so there was that

[Jorge]

hmmmmm

[Ello Sailor]

Numbers hasn't been the same since the incident.

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this is true