People that back into parking spots

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what’s this shit now
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I like to back in, but only when appropriate. I'm not gonna inconvenience anyone. When we're shopping it doesn't make sense, you gotta put shit in the back.

But at work, at home, at a bar I like to back in.
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do you backer-inners back into diagonal spots?
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can't remember a diagonal spot that wasn't at a grocery store, and those rows are usually too close together to set yourself up for success with the forward turn, before backing in
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Self wrote:I like to back in, but only when appropriate. I'm not gonna inconvenience anyone. When we're shopping it doesn't make sense, you gotta put shit in the back.

But at work, at home, at a bar I like to back in.
You think you aren’t inconveniencing anyone..
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Chris_H_2 wrote:do you backer-inners back into diagonal spots?
That would involve driving the wrong way down the lane, right?
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wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:do you backer-inners back into diagonal spots?
That would involve driving the wrong way down the lane, right?
Yes, and I've seen it happen way too often
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bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:do you backer-inners back into diagonal spots?
That would involve driving the wrong way down the lane, right?
Yes, and I've seen it happen way too often
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I had to back into the driveway today as we are unloading something heavy. I felt shame
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I had to back into the driveway today as we are unloading something heavy. I felt shame
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bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:do you backer-inners back into diagonal spots?
That would involve driving the wrong way down the lane, right?
Yes, and I've seen it happen way too often
I think I hate that more than backing in. There’s a fucking reason the arrows point in that direction asshole!
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I back in sometimes. Often at home if needing to pack the car. But backing into diagonal bays is just totally fucked up.
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Saw a guy in a huge pickup yesterday drive down the parking lane (in the correct direction) and then he decides to park in the diagonal spot by backing in. So he had to basically turn around between the rows of parked cars inch-by-inch-by-inch to back into the spot so that when he leaves the parking lot he’ll drive the wrong fucking direction down the lane.
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wease wrote:Saw a guy in a huge pickup yesterday drive down the parking lane (in the correct direction) and then he decides to park in the diagonal spot by backing in. So he had to basically turn around between the rows of parked cars inch-by-inch-by-inch to back into the spot so that when he leaves the parking lot he’ll drive the wrong fucking direction down the lane.
everything about this approach to parking just builds and compounds the chaos. these people are deranged, lacking any self awareness, analytical thinking ability, or concern for the greater good. we live in a fucking society.
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spike wrote:
wease wrote:Saw a guy in a huge pickup yesterday drive down the parking lane (in the correct direction) and then he decides to park in the diagonal spot by backing in. So he had to basically turn around between the rows of parked cars inch-by-inch-by-inch to back into the spot so that when he leaves the parking lot he’ll drive the wrong fucking direction down the lane.
everything about this approach to parking just builds and compounds the chaos. these people are deranged, lacking any self awareness, analytical thinking ability, or concern for the greater good. we live in a fucking society.
All us other drivers that were trying to park and/or leave were pissed. We’re laying on our horns. Just a stupid, selfish prick. There were probably 5-6 of us just stuck there waiting.
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Higgs wrote:I back in sometimes. Often at home if needing to pack the car. But backing into diagonal bays is just totally fucked up.
I must’ve done ten moving runs of boxes, bags, whatever in my car the past two weeks. Not once did I back my car in to load up. That’s how passionate I am about this backing in shitshow.
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