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bodysnatcher wrote:You ever eat a spoonful of peanut butter that's a little too much, and you have difficulty swallowing it. So you grab some water or a drink to wash it down, and it gets worse. You drink a little more to push it down, and it feels like you might choke. But then, as you begin to slightly panic, it washes down and you are ok.

It's kinda like the human body version of flushing the toilet with too much poop and the water rises and rises. Your eyes widen, pulse increases. And at the last moment it flushes down.
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doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:You ever eat a spoonful of peanut butter that's a little too much, and you have difficulty swallowing it. So you grab some water or a drink to wash it down, and it gets worse. You drink a little more to push it down, and it feels like you might choke. But then, as you begin to slightly panic, it washes down and you are ok.

It's kinda like the human body version of flushing the toilet with too much poop and the water rises and rises. Your eyes widen, pulse increases. And at the last moment it flushes down.
ha..oh yeah..as a single guy, when it comes to eating peanut butter out of the jar, do you actually use a spoon or just the index and middle finger? be honest
Spoon., every time. Finger kinda grosses me out, I know where that thing has been
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doug rr wrote: ha..oh yeah..as a single guy, when it comes to eating peanut butter out of the jar, do you actually use a spoon or just the index and middle finger? be honest
?!?!?!?

People dig peanut butter out with their bare fingers?!
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Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote: ha..oh yeah..as a single guy, when it comes to eating peanut butter out of the jar, do you actually use a spoon or just the index and middle finger? be honest
?!?!?!?

People dig peanut butter out with their bare fingers?!
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Are eating contests particularly a US thing? Like, "eat this 48 ounce ribeye in 45 minutes and get a t-shirt". I'm sure that exists elsewhere but is that primarily a weird American flex?
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Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote: ha..oh yeah..as a single guy, when it comes to eating peanut butter out of the jar, do you actually use a spoon or just the index and middle finger? be honest
?!?!?!?

People dig peanut butter out with their bare fingers?!
yes, they do...spoon the spoonless..
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doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote: ha..oh yeah..as a single guy, when it comes to eating peanut butter out of the jar, do you actually use a spoon or just the index and middle finger? be honest
?!?!?!?

People dig peanut butter out with their bare fingers?!
yes, they do...spoon the spoonless..
I mean I'll eat with with a table knife. That's sorta like a metal finger (?)
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Eat daikon. Slop it in whatever if that helps. It’s so good for you.
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Matters wrote:Eat daikon. Slop it in whatever if that helps. It’s so good for you.
one time when the restaurant was out of sprouts, i had them put daikon in my pho. it was a terrible combination and ruined it for me.
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Matters wrote:Eat daikon. Slop it in whatever if that helps. It’s so good for you.
one time when the restaurant was out of sprouts, i had them put daikon in my pho. it was a terrible combination and ruined it for me.
That is unfortunate but with pho could you have eaten around the daikon easily enough?

I’ve finally come to appreciate sprouts, sandwiches only so far.
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A cold chicken leg is as good as it gets. I’d be sad to think otherwise.
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Matters wrote:A cold chicken leg is as good as it gets. I’d be sad to think otherwise.
With some hot sauce on it
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Matters wrote:A cold chicken leg is as good as it gets. I’d be sad to think otherwise.
always been a cold thigh guy..the chicken oyster is as good as it gets..
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Matters wrote:A cold chicken leg is as good as it gets. I’d be sad to think otherwise.
always been a cold thigh guy..the chicken oyster is as good as it gets..
With some hot sauce on it
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doug rr wrote:
Matters wrote:A cold chicken leg is as good as it gets. I’d be sad to think otherwise.
always been a cold thigh guy..the chicken oyster is as good as it gets..
Delicious. Much more appreciated when it’s cold because you’re scrounging.
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You're out of your minds. Cold chicken is great, but hot rotisserie chicken is S tier.
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Yes but you’re expecting hot chicken to be great and it is. Cold chicken is like finding the light at the end of the tunnel.
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You prefer cold over hot?
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Not necessarily, but when you have to go to cold chicken it probably means you are hungry at a time when there aren’t any hot foods immediately available. In that situation, a piece of cold chicken leg or thigh hits the spot like few foods can.
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