The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[The Argonaut]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

[wease]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If RM collects $950 for me I will do this.

[dimejinky99]

Did an interview back in September last for a job i really wanted. Said I did really well but didn’t get it but they said they’d keep me on the panel. Then out of nowhere today they emailed and said I’ve got it. Just need to get some references and a health declaration. Me nerves!!

They want a Reference from my last employer though and that’s gonna be a problem. We didn’t end on good terms at all. They were shafting me continuously and breaking the agreement we had on hours and I ended up walking out.

Have Lenny write it up for you.

Imagine

[dimejinky99]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

You’ve clearly never watched Saturday night live or Jimmy fallon when they try it.
Good lord it’s abysmal and embarrassing

[wease]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

You’ve clearly never watched Saturday night live or Jimmy fallon when they try it.
Good lord it’s abysmal and embarrassing

I was being facetious

[dimejinky99]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

You’ve clearly never watched Saturday night live or Jimmy fallon when they try it.
Good lord it’s abysmal and embarrassing

I was being facetious

I know. Sorry. Playing RM straight from now on. I’m one of those people whose humour doesn’t land here

[BlakeWB]

I have a bad (good?) habit of always thinking of people at work as potential references. It can be hard to please that many people all the time, and it might not be sustainable.

[wease]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

You’ve clearly never watched Saturday night live or Jimmy fallon when they try it.
Good lord it’s abysmal and embarrassing

I was being facetious

I know. Sorry. Playing RM straight from now on. I’m one of those people whose humour doesn’t land here

It’s ok. You can blame it on me

[BurtReynolds]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

Just end every sentence as if it's a question?

[dimejinky99]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

Just end every sentence as if it's a question?

Hey Burt?

[BurtReynolds]

Hello?

[spike]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

Just end every sentence as if it's a question?

Maybe that’s where the Australians get this from. All the Irish “exports.”

[wease]

What if it is a telephone reference call? Can Lenny do an Irish accent?

Anyone can do Irish. It’s the easiest of the accents.

Just end every sentence as if it's a question?

Maybe that’s where the Australians get this from. All the Irish “exports.”

Faith and begorrah! I’ve lost my shillelagh!

[dimejinky99]

Hello?

How ya been?

[BurtReynolds]

Hello?

How ya been?

Better now that Lenny said I was cool.

[The Argonaut]

wife dinner party thanks

[The Argonaut]

But seriously what kind of maniac makes other people listen to their personal phone calls? I would never do this. Step into another room you fool

[The Argonaut]

I wish I had the courage to tell her to hang up the phone and that making loud, long personal calls in an open space is unprofessional but I am a coward

[BurtReynolds]

Poison their coffee.