Drugs

[BurtReynolds]

What is your favorite painkillers and how do I get them?

[96583UP]

i had percocet when my wisdom teeth were removed and very much enjoyed watching martin lawrence and arnold schwarzeneggar movies

[Dev]

Weed
T3s

[BurtReynolds]

I would like a perc right now please.

[dad]

Rate your pain on a scale of one through ten.

[Dev]

Why are you in pain? You should probably try and fix the issue rather than numb yourself with medication.

That's why I like weed. It helps you work through pain while stretching/strength building etc.

[BurtReynolds]

Rate your pain on a scale of one through ten.

I hate when they ask this question so much.

[Ello Sailor]

Owning libs all day and never exercising is bad for your health. Who'd have thought?

Fuckin' noob.

[BurtReynolds]

Why are you in pain? You should probably try and fix the issue rather than numb yourself with medication.

That's why I like weed. It helps you work through pain while stretching/strength building etc.

Feels like someone stuck a screwdriver between my spine and left scapula and left it there. My left arm cycles between numbness and feeling like someone is punching it over and over.

Doctor was going to prescribe a couple of painkillers, but I stupidly told him I was already taking those.

I need a small Asian woman to jump up and down on me until things pop back into place.

Weed just makes me jittery and gives me a sore throat.

[BurtReynolds]

Weed is overrated as fuck. Stoners are losers.

I find that coke 100% lives up to the hype, though. My God what a wonderful drug.

[dad]

Why are you in pain? You should probably try and fix the issue rather than numb yourself with medication.

That's why I like weed. It helps you work through pain while stretching/strength building etc.

Feels like someone stuck a screwdriver between my spine and left scapula and left it there. My left arm cycles between numbness and feeling like someone is punching it over and over.

Doctor was going to prescribe a couple of painkillers, but I stupidly told him I was already taking those.

I need a small Asian woman to jump up and down on me until things pop back into place.

Weed just makes me jittery and gives me a sore throat.

sounds like you’re at a 7.

[BurtReynolds]

I was literally writhing in agony this weekend. Have you ever writhed?

[Ello Sailor]

Stoners are losers.

Says the dumbass, terminally online invalid.

[96583UP]

i wish burt was not in pain

but lordy do i love burt's energy rn

i want to find this asian woman for you

[Dev]

i wish burt was not in pain

but lordy do i love burt's energy rn

i want to find this asian woman for you

He seems kinda negative.

I thought you were all about being phony and positive all the time.

[Dev]

Weed is overrated as fuck. Stoners are losers.

I find that coke 100% lives up to the hype, though. My God what a wonderful drug.

And yet you still have all this pain.

For me neglecting your own body until it loses functionality is probably a bigger red flag than being a stoner but to each their own.

[BurtReynolds]

Truly, the star that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

[Dev]

Might as well just amputate the arm I guess

[spike]

[BurtReynolds]

I feel like Spike is the type of guy that laughs at disabled kids in wheelchairs.