What are you drinking right now?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sweet tea.

thanks for coming by once a week to let us know, lenny

Shut your whore mouth.

I'm playing in a charity 4-man scramble on Monday. How many of my shots do you think we'll use?

when I play them each persons drive has to be used at least twice as well as an approach shot..how are you playing it?

As far as I know, there's nothing like that. If we had to use my drives twice, we'd be screwed. Our team is made up of me who sucks, two guys who are okay, and a guy who played college golf and is now trying to make a career of it.

watch and learn...do you play much with the good golfer?

I played with him in the same tournament last year. I think he hates us.

do you tuck your shirt in while playing golf, Lenny? I never do unless I get invited to a fancy club

Not with shorts. Only if i'm wearing khakis or long pants.

Do you always wear a hat?

im 50/50 with a hat

do you pee on the course?

Ugh no, gross.

Do you ever putt with your glove on?

never..I dont use a glove from about 120 yards and in

For what reason?

for feel with wedges..its probably psychological but I've been doing it for years

Hi Doug. I just wanted to let you know that Team Hope shot a 56.

[doug rr]

Sweet tea.

thanks for coming by once a week to let us know, lenny

Shut your whore mouth.

I'm playing in a charity 4-man scramble on Monday. How many of my shots do you think we'll use?

when I play them each persons drive has to be used at least twice as well as an approach shot..how are you playing it?

As far as I know, there's nothing like that. If we had to use my drives twice, we'd be screwed. Our team is made up of me who sucks, two guys who are okay, and a guy who played college golf and is now trying to make a career of it.

watch and learn...do you play much with the good golfer?

I played with him in the same tournament last year. I think he hates us.

do you tuck your shirt in while playing golf, Lenny? I never do unless I get invited to a fancy club

Not with shorts. Only if i'm wearing khakis or long pants.

Do you always wear a hat?

im 50/50 with a hat

do you pee on the course?

Ugh no, gross.

Do you ever putt with your glove on?

never..I dont use a glove from about 120 yards and in

For what reason?

for feel with wedges..its probably psychological but I've been doing it for years

Hi Doug. I just wanted to let you know that Team Hope shot a 56.

nice shootin' was that your team? also, par 70 or 72?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sweet tea.

thanks for coming by once a week to let us know, lenny

Shut your whore mouth.

I'm playing in a charity 4-man scramble on Monday. How many of my shots do you think we'll use?

when I play them each persons drive has to be used at least twice as well as an approach shot..how are you playing it?

As far as I know, there's nothing like that. If we had to use my drives twice, we'd be screwed. Our team is made up of me who sucks, two guys who are okay, and a guy who played college golf and is now trying to make a career of it.

watch and learn...do you play much with the good golfer?

I played with him in the same tournament last year. I think he hates us.

do you tuck your shirt in while playing golf, Lenny? I never do unless I get invited to a fancy club

Not with shorts. Only if i'm wearing khakis or long pants.

Do you always wear a hat?

im 50/50 with a hat

do you pee on the course?

Ugh no, gross.

Do you ever putt with your glove on?

never..I dont use a glove from about 120 yards and in

For what reason?

for feel with wedges..its probably psychological but I've been doing it for years

Hi Doug. I just wanted to let you know that Team Hope shot a 56.

nice shootin' was that your team? also, par 70 or 72?

Yes. The official name was Team 18. I just thought Team Hope sounded better. Par 72. We did not use many of my shots, though I did contribute a few chips and putts, and either one or two approach shots.

I actually lipped out a really long putt.

Also, the winning team shot a 47 :/.

[doug rr]

Sweet tea.

thanks for coming by once a week to let us know, lenny

Shut your whore mouth.

I'm playing in a charity 4-man scramble on Monday. How many of my shots do you think we'll use?

when I play them each persons drive has to be used at least twice as well as an approach shot..how are you playing it?

As far as I know, there's nothing like that. If we had to use my drives twice, we'd be screwed. Our team is made up of me who sucks, two guys who are okay, and a guy who played college golf and is now trying to make a career of it.

watch and learn...do you play much with the good golfer?

I played with him in the same tournament last year. I think he hates us.

do you tuck your shirt in while playing golf, Lenny? I never do unless I get invited to a fancy club

Not with shorts. Only if i'm wearing khakis or long pants.

Do you always wear a hat?

im 50/50 with a hat

do you pee on the course?

Ugh no, gross.

Do you ever putt with your glove on?

never..I dont use a glove from about 120 yards and in

For what reason?

for feel with wedges..its probably psychological but I've been doing it for years

Hi Doug. I just wanted to let you know that Team Hope shot a 56.

nice shootin' was that your team? also, par 70 or 72?

Yes. The official name was Team 18. I just thought Team Hope sounded better. Par 72. We did not use many of my shots, though I did contribute a few chips and putts, and either one or two approach shots.

I actually lipped out a really long putt.

Also, the winning team shot a 47 :/.

47? thats all birdies and eagles..I'm gonna need to see this pitch and putt course, Lenny

[lennytheweedwhacker]

It's the Huntsville Country Club. They had two former college golfers. Each team gets 4 power drives (to use from the women's tee), and 16 feet of string to use on the green as you wish.

We only had one real golfer on our team and I felt like we could have done better overall, yet still shot a 56.

[doug rr]

green flash ipa and a jameson

[Soma.]

Would it cripple you fucking idiots to cut the quote pyramid and start anew?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Would it cripple you fucking idiots to cut the quote pyramid and start anew?

Quote pyramids are one of those just things that just flow naturally. You don't really realize you're in it until you get the "You may embed only 17 quotes within each other" message. Also, suck my d*ck.

[malice]

grape fruit juice

[knee tunes]

grape fruit juice

that's a good drink

[knee tunes]

Would it cripple you fucking idiots to cut the quote pyramid and start anew?

Quote pyramids are one of those just things that just flow naturally. You don't really realize you're in it until you get the "You may embed only 17 quotes within each other" message.
Also, suck my d*ck.

[malice]

grape fruit juice

dork

it needs sugar :/

[doug rr]

ranger ipa

[doug rr]

sierra celebration

[doug rr]

bulleit bourbon

[Strat]

bulleit bourbon

I just finished off a bottle of this last night. Good shit.


Celebration Ale right now

[Strat]

sierra celebration

I think I love you and your alcohol preferences

[Kral]

Its been a FOUNDERS type of week:

Breakfast Stout and Porter all the way

[malice]

coffee

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

Snapple half 'n half