The Official MMA Thread

[Ello Sailor]

Dude, Aspinall vs. Jones. Dana is a joke.

[LoathedVermin72]

Dude, Aspinall vs. Jones. Dana is a joke.

I'm personally not super interested in this (I think Jones will walk through Aspinall), but yes, this is the obvious example of what I'm talking about. I'm not sure I've ever seen the fanbase be so vocal about wanting a fight and they're blowing it. As usual.

[Ello Sailor]

(I think Jones will walk through Aspinall)

Are you fucking serious? Jones is petrified of Aspinall, and for good reason. From the moment they had a mock face-off, Jones has been ducking. You're out of your mind.

[LoathedVermin72]

(I think Jones will walk through Aspinall)

Are you fucking serious? Jones is petrified of Aspinall, and for good reason. From the moment they had a mock face-off, Jones has been ducking. You're out of your mind.

Jones has been ducking, for sure. But I just haven't seen anything from Aspinall that convinces me he's any kind of new challenge for Jones. He's a heavyweight KO artist. Jones is too good to put himself in a position to be KO'd by him.

[Ello Sailor]

He was a KO artist at LHW, 5-10 years ago. He's also a drug cheat. Meanwhile Aspinall finishes everyone within a round because he's just that good.

Your casual is showing.

[LoathedVermin72]

He was a KO artist at LHW, 5-10 years ago. He's also a drug cheat. Meanwhile Aspinall finishes everyone within a round because he's just that good.

Your casual is showing.

No, I meant Aspinall is a KO artist

[Ello Sailor]

Then your initial comment makes even less sense. I think we're done here.

[LoathedVermin72]

bellend

[warehouse]

jones will fight aspinall after aspinall fights 1-2 more times. jones will end up finishing the fight. i know he used PED's. he's also one of the smartest fighters ever. he'll figure out a way to finish aspinall.

i'd like to see topuria v islam, but both weight classes are stacked so we'll get great fights regardless.

[daft twat]

Got my boys tickets for 319 in Chicago in August. Never complaining about Pearl Jam prices again.

[Ello Sailor]

bellend

Speaking of, Jon Jones just ducked into retirement. Held up the heavyweight division for over 6 months for no reason.

But yeah, he totally would've walked through Aspinall.

[Ello Sailor]

Idiot.

[warehouse]

jon jones isn't ducking anyone. they aren't fighting b/c this idiot is in legal trouble again. alcohol and mushrooms? isn't he pushing 40 at this point? i like recreational drugs but this guy is a weirdo and shouldn't do drugs ever.

there's something about jamal hill that makes me hate him.

[warehouse]

jon jones and bj penn are gonna end up in the same looney bin

bj might be in there by the weekend. he's not healthy. hopefully someone in the ufc reaches out and gets him some help.

jones is also gonna need help, but probably legal just as much as mental. if he doesn't go to jail i'm guessing he's back in the ufc fall 2026, juiced to the gills ready to kill aspinal. or whoever is champ at the time.

[Ello Sailor]

jon jones isn't ducking anyone.

The mental gymnastics required to make such a statement are staggering. Yes the incident took place in February, but he had no intention of ever fighting Aspinall. He had already wasted many months of Tom and the UFC's time. He's scared shitless, and you're delusional.

[warehouse]

jon jones isn't ducking anyone.

The mental gymnastics required to make such a statement are staggering. Yes the incident took place in February, but he had no intention of ever fighting Aspinall. He had already wasted many months of Tom and the UFC's time. He's scared shitless, and you're delusional.

he agreed to the fight. he bailed on the fight and retired when he found out he was going to be in legal trouble. those are the fact. you telling me what his intentions were and that the greatest fighter ever is "scared" of fighting someone is what i would call 'mental gymnastics'.

[Ello Sailor]

Jesus christ, you are dumber than a bag of hammers. He "agreed" to the fight multiple times. Kept adding to his purse to where he thought the UFC couldn't possibly accept. But they accepted. Eyepoke, hide-under-the-fucking-ring-to-avoid-USADA-Jones did everything to avoid this fight. He was stressing and then he went and committed a second hit-and-run.

He's a fucking loser duck and you're an idiot. Suck my entire ass. There are no US champs worth a damn left in the UFC.

[Peeps]

Jesus christ, you are dumber than a bag of hammers. He "agreed" to the fight multiple times. Kept adding to his purse to where he thought the UFC couldn't possibly accept. But they accepted. Eyepoke, hide-under-the-fucking-ring-to-avoid-USADA-Jones did everything to avoid this fight. He was stressing and then he went and committed a second hit-and-run.

He's a fucking loser duck and you're an idiot. Suck my entire ass. There are no US champs worth a damn left in the UFC.

whelp, there goes your learnt to chill title

[warehouse]

Jesus christ, you are dumber than a bag of hammers. He "agreed" to the fight multiple times. Kept adding to his purse to where he thought the UFC couldn't possibly accept. But they accepted. Eyepoke, hide-under-the-fucking-ring-to-avoid-USADA-Jones did everything to avoid this fight. He was stressing and then he went and committed a second hit-and-run.

He's a fucking loser duck and you're an idiot. Suck my entire ass. There are no US champs worth a damn left in the UFC.

whelp, there goes your learnt to chill title

i'm not even sure what i said that made him have a hissy fit like this he obviously isn't a fan of jones the way he's bringing up all the shitty things he's done throughout his career. jones also hasn't legit lost in his career. stfu about the DQ, he was about to win that fight. i don't think jones is ducking anyone, but i'm not about to shit myself if someone thinks he's ducking aspinall. i think it's just silly.

[Ello Sailor]

Argue the points or fuck off, you absolute mong.