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this deserved its own thread
dad wrote:
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:My stream is fine but if I don't shake for 20 seconds (at least), I might as well have pissed my pants.
Someone on here recommended pressing on you taint and pushing forward when your done. Works every time to eliminate the drip.
Sounds like Trag
i think i even drew a picture?
I remember this. You captured the taint perfectly.
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I don't get it. You pee, and then you stand there fingering your taint like it's an off button?
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Like how you would get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube

I'll give this a whirl and report back
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odds of me missing the correct spot and straining a muscle are like 90%
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96583UP wrote:odds of me missing the correct spot and straining a muscle are like 90%
It’s more likely that you’d crack a nut.
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Jorge wrote:I don't get it. You pee, and then you stand there fingering your taint like it's an off button?
You're not wrong.
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Tainted Love
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I'm going to need a demonstration, or even just a sketch, of the proper technique for this. It's one thing reaching the taint, but successfully peeing into the toilet at the same time? Are you reaching around from behind while hovering over the bowl? It seems like you'd have to be some sort of contortionist to pull off this maneuver. Maybe I'll try it at a public urinal and see if it's easier that way.
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:haha:
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knee tunes wrote:Tainted Love
:haha:
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Farmer John wrote:I'm going to need a demonstration, or even just a sketch, of the proper technique for this. It's one thing reaching the taint, but successfully peeing into the toilet at the same time? Are you reaching around from behind while hovering over the bowl? It seems like you'd have to be some sort of contortionist to pull off this maneuver. Maybe I'll try it at a public urinal and see if it's easier that way.
we need someone to find trag's diagram
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Gonna Pee and End
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B wrote:Gonna Pee and End
Knee Tunes already won. This is terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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wease wrote:
B wrote:Gonna Pee and End
Knee Tunes already won. This is terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Shame is my resting state.
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I would like any of our female members to weigh in on this. Is it true for women AND men?
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