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They’re the fucking best. No debate. The debate is what is the best Dorito? This shit needs a poll. I’ve been a Cool Ranch guy since 4th grade.
New flavors are always hit and miss. The new Hot Mustard ones are fantastic!
New flavors are always hit and miss. The new Hot Mustard ones are fantastic!
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Re: Doritos
Push comes to shove, I’ll go Cool Ranch. Original Taco is still great. Glad they brought it back. The common red-bag Nacho Cheese is good. We also like the purple-bag Sweet Chili.
If you ever do, like, taco salads at home with tortilla chips, next time use Cool Ranch.
If you ever do, like, taco salads at home with tortilla chips, next time use Cool Ranch.
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Re: Doritos
I spied a lightish blue bag of these yesterday and got excited that Cool Ranch had returned to Australian shores, but alas, it was a Thai Sweet Chilli flavor.
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Re: Doritos
Also…
Fritos,
Cheetos,
then Doritos
Fritos,
Cheetos,
then Doritos
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Re: Doritos
Nah. Cheetos is at the bottom. I like the puffs ok, but those skinny, hard sticks suck.spike wrote:Also…
Fritos,
Cheetos,
then Doritos
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Re: Doritos
original taco with a can of Fritos jalapeño cheese sauce
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Ha. I had a bag of regular Doritos with Tostitos cheese dip the other night.doug rr wrote:original taco with a can of Fritos jalapeño cheese sauce
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Re: Doritos
have you seen the ads for Subway's Foot long Doritos Nachos?
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Beast Mode in the advert
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Re: Doritos
The Walking Taco stands at Bridgestone offer either Fritos or Doritos. The Doritos are very fucking good. Regular red bag tho.
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I've been spotted on the couch with this dish many times during NFL gameswease wrote:Ha. I had a bag of regular Doritos with Tostitos cheese dip the other night.doug rr wrote:original taco with a can of Fritos jalapeño cheese sauce
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Re: Doritos
am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
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I also prefer the default.Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
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Re: Doritos
Burt and co don’t like when Doritos are different flavours
They can only be one flavour
Just don’t go there.
They can only be one flavour
Just don’t go there.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Doritos
The sweet chili is the only flavor I really haven’t enjoyed.spike wrote:I spied a lightish blue bag of these yesterday and got excited that Cool Ranch had returned to Australian shores, but alas, it was a Thai Sweet Chilli flavor.
I miss the 3d Doritos.
Jalapeño Cheetos are great. Don’t love Fritos, but the Fritos Twists in the pillowcase size bag from Costco are pretty great.
Ps. Worked with an alcoholic with cirrhosis when I was working in the iron ore mines as a teen. His nails looked like Fritos. Everyone called him Frito.
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The original Doritos flavor was Toasted Corn. Taco followed, then Nacho Cheese. What you’re calling the original flavor was actually the third.BurtReynolds wrote:I also prefer the default.Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
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Re: Doritos
I like them but I never have them. I don't think they're that popular down here.
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Re: Doritos
The taco flavored ones were the best. The occasionally re release them. But yeah what most people think are the original are notwease wrote:The original Doritos flavor was Toasted Corn. Taco followed, then Nacho Cheese. What you’re calling the original flavor was actually the third.BurtReynolds wrote:I also prefer the default.Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
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Taco is out in our are right nowE.H. Ruddock wrote:The taco flavored ones were the best. The occasionally re release them. But yeah what most people think are the original are notwease wrote:The original Doritos flavor was Toasted Corn. Taco followed, then Nacho Cheese. What you’re calling the original flavor was actually the third.BurtReynolds wrote:I also prefer the default.Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
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But are they older than Mission Impossible?wease wrote:The original Doritos flavor was Toasted Corn. Taco followed, then Nacho Cheese. What you’re calling the original flavor was actually the third.BurtReynolds wrote:I also prefer the default.Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
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