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They’re the fucking best. No debate. The debate is what is the best Dorito? This shit needs a poll. I’ve been a Cool Ranch guy since 4th grade.

New flavors are always hit and miss. The new Hot Mustard ones are fantastic!
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Push comes to shove, I’ll go Cool Ranch. Original Taco is still great. Glad they brought it back. The common red-bag Nacho Cheese is good. We also like the purple-bag Sweet Chili.

If you ever do, like, taco salads at home with tortilla chips, next time use Cool Ranch.
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I spied a lightish blue bag of these yesterday and got excited that Cool Ranch had returned to Australian shores, but alas, it was a Thai Sweet Chilli flavor.
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Also…

Fritos,
Cheetos,
then Doritos
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spike wrote:Also…

Fritos,
Cheetos,
then Doritos
Nah. Cheetos is at the bottom. I like the puffs ok, but those skinny, hard sticks suck.
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original taco with a can of Fritos jalapeño cheese sauce
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doug rr wrote:original taco with a can of Fritos jalapeño cheese sauce
Ha. I had a bag of regular Doritos with Tostitos cheese dip the other night.
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have you seen the ads for Subway's Foot long Doritos Nachos?

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The Walking Taco stands at Bridgestone offer either Fritos or Doritos. The Doritos are very fucking good. Regular red bag tho.
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wease wrote:
doug rr wrote:original taco with a can of Fritos jalapeño cheese sauce
Ha. I had a bag of regular Doritos with Tostitos cheese dip the other night.
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am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
I also prefer the default.
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Burt and co don’t like when Doritos are different flavours
They can only be one flavour
Just don’t go there.
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spike wrote:I spied a lightish blue bag of these yesterday and got excited that Cool Ranch had returned to Australian shores, but alas, it was a Thai Sweet Chilli flavor.
The sweet chili is the only flavor I really haven’t enjoyed.

I miss the 3d Doritos.

Jalapeño Cheetos are great. Don’t love Fritos, but the Fritos Twists in the pillowcase size bag from Costco are pretty great.

Ps. Worked with an alcoholic with cirrhosis when I was working in the iron ore mines as a teen. His nails looked like Fritos. Everyone called him Frito.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
I also prefer the default.
The original Doritos flavor was Toasted Corn. Taco followed, then Nacho Cheese. What you’re calling the original flavor was actually the third.
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Doritos are terrible.
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I like them but I never have them. I don't think they're that popular down here.
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wease wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
I also prefer the default.
The original Doritos flavor was Toasted Corn. Taco followed, then Nacho Cheese. What you’re calling the original flavor was actually the third.
The taco flavored ones were the best. The occasionally re release them. But yeah what most people think are the original are not
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
wease wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
I also prefer the default.
The original Doritos flavor was Toasted Corn. Taco followed, then Nacho Cheese. What you’re calling the original flavor was actually the third.
The taco flavored ones were the best. The occasionally re release them. But yeah what most people think are the original are not
Taco is out in our are right now
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wease wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:am i the only rube that prefers original doritos?
I also prefer the default.
The original Doritos flavor was Toasted Corn. Taco followed, then Nacho Cheese. What you’re calling the original flavor was actually the third.
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