The people in this story were named Don and Lori.
They named their daughter D’Lorion. That still makes me cringe.
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Parents naming kids badly
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Re: Parents naming kids badly
We’re they also big Back to the Future fans?Bammer wrote:The people in this story were named Don and Lori.
They named their daughter D’Lorion. That still makes me cringe.
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Re: Parents naming kids badly
I bumped that thread.
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I don’t know, but somehow I can still confidently say no.wease wrote:We’re they also big Back to the Future fans?Bammer wrote:The people in this story were named Don and Lori.
They named their daughter D’Lorion. That still makes me cringe.
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some parents give their children some bad names
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I like it.Bammer wrote:The people in this story were named Don and Lori.
They named their daughter D’Lorion. That still makes me cringe.
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Naming humans is really hard.tree_ wrote:some parents give their children some bad names
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Re: Parents naming kids badly
stick with the classics
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Came across an all-timer the other day. This kid is so fucked. She was chosen to say “play ball” on the stadium PA before the Mariner game. Not surprisingly she was from some shit suburb of Puyallup or Monroe … I don’t remember exactly. Maybe she won’t be that fucked if she never moves away.
Anyhow, her name is Unity. But it’s actually not Unity. They showed her name up on the jumbotron. Parents should be in (actually now that I think about it, there’s a good chance at least one of them is) jail.
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Anyhow, her name is Unity. But it’s actually not Unity. They showed her name up on the jumbotron. Parents should be in (actually now that I think about it, there’s a good chance at least one of them is) jail.
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Re: Parents naming kids badly
Man, I see shit like that all the time. The most grevious offender is still Shithead. Pronounced sha-theed
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Asshole, pronounced Ash-olawease wrote:Man, I see shit like that all the time. The most grevious offender is still Shithead. Pronounced sha-theed
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Re: Parents naming kids badly
My cousins went to school with a girl whose last name was Pepper.
Her parents named her Salt Ann.
Her parents named her Salt Ann.
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Happy Trees wrote:Asshole, pronounced Ash-olawease wrote:Man, I see shit like that all the time. The most grevious offender is still Shithead. Pronounced sha-theed
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i support Chris' post
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no wayHappy Trees wrote:My cousins went to school with a girl whose last name was Pepper.
Her parents named her Salt Ann.
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I'm not shitting you.spike wrote:no wayHappy Trees wrote:My cousins went to school with a girl whose last name was Pepper.
Her parents named her Salt Ann.
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Re: Parents naming kids badly
I knew a student named Summer Rash. That's a brutal one.
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HA yes! there was a Shithead Jones in our phone book when i was in elementary school. Once someone found that, it spread like wildfire through the school. That dude probably changed his number within a week.wease wrote:Man, I see shit like that all the time. The most grevious offender is still Shithead. Pronounced sha-theed