Flat earth theory

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c'mon bert man, be real, you're not really a goddamn flerfer are you?

[BurtReynolds]

mods?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Just a side note to say that the term "flerf" is regarded by many in the Flat Earth Community as an offensive slur. Please self ban for 24 hours.

Gotta lie to flerf

[Sloppy Dupree]

The psychological need to be a part of a community, any community, is a powerful drug.

[spike]

FlerfReynolds

[spike]

got his flat ass

[BurtReynolds]

That reminds me I need to rant about how much of FUCKING IDIOT Copernicus was...

I know it's late but I had to get this off my chest...

FACT 1: The liberal media wants you to believe that Copernicus claimed that the sun was the center of the solar system, but that dumbass didn't even know what a solar system was. He actually claimed that the sun was the center of the universe , because he was a giant fat idiot. Of course, it isn't, as any child could tell you.

FACT 2: The universe has no absolute, objective center and the position of objects in space are determined relatively, dependent on an observer's frame of reference. The whole concept of a center of the universe only makes sense in this relative context. Because space is relative and observer dependent, and because the only observers in the universe are on Earth, the Earth is IN FACT the center of the universe.

Geocentrism is true. Heliocentrism is false. The Catholics were right. Copernicus should have been burned at the stake as a heretic. Burn your science textbook.

Religion 1. Science 0.

[lvc]

That reminds me I need to rant about how much of FUCKING IDIOT Copernicus was...

I know it's late but I had to get this off my chest...

FACT 1: The liberal media wants you to believe that Copernicus claimed that the sun was the center of the solar system, but that dumbass didn't even know what a solar system was. He actually claimed that the sun was the center of the universe , because he was a giant fat idiot. Of course, it isn't, as any child could tell you.

FACT 2: The universe has no absolute, objective center and the position of objects in space are determined relatively, dependent on an observer's frame of reference. The whole concept of a center of the universe only makes sense in this relative context. Because space is relative and observer dependent, and because the only observers in the universe are on Earth, the Earth is IN FACT the center of the universe.

Geocentrism is true. Heliocentrism is false. The Catholics were right. Copernicus should have been burned at the stake as a heretic. Burn your science textbook.

Religion 1. Science 0.

Actually, I'd say geocentrism and heliocentrism are both false by this logic. Egocentrism is what it is. Religion has stuff to say about that, too.

[BurtReynolds]

That reminds me I need to rant about how much of FUCKING IDIOT Copernicus was...

I know it's late but I had to get this off my chest...

FACT 1: The liberal media wants you to believe that Copernicus claimed that the sun was the center of the solar system, but that dumbass didn't even know what a solar system was. He actually claimed that the sun was the center of the universe , because he was a giant fat idiot. Of course, it isn't, as any child could tell you.

FACT 2: The universe has no absolute, objective center and the position of objects in space are determined relatively, dependent on an observer's frame of reference. The whole concept of a center of the universe only makes sense in this relative context. Because space is relative and observer dependent, and because the only observers in the universe are on Earth, the Earth is IN FACT the center of the universe.

Geocentrism is true. Heliocentrism is false. The Catholics were right. Copernicus should have been burned at the stake as a heretic. Burn your science textbook.

Religion 1. Science 0.

Actually, I'd say geocentrism and heliocentrism are both false by this logic. Egocentrism is what it is. Religion has stuff to say about that, too.

As an egoist, this is my more precise view, but, assuming their are other selves and the rest of you aren't just my nightmare hallucinations, we can establish the center generally as the location of all subjective observers, which is the Earth.

[warehouse]

you weirdos don't believe in aliens?

[lvc]

That reminds me I need to rant about how much of FUCKING IDIOT Copernicus was...

I know it's late but I had to get this off my chest...

FACT 1: The liberal media wants you to believe that Copernicus claimed that the sun was the center of the solar system, but that dumbass didn't even know what a solar system was. He actually claimed that the sun was the center of the universe , because he was a giant fat idiot. Of course, it isn't, as any child could tell you.

FACT 2: The universe has no absolute, objective center and the position of objects in space are determined relatively, dependent on an observer's frame of reference. The whole concept of a center of the universe only makes sense in this relative context. Because space is relative and observer dependent, and because the only observers in the universe are on Earth, the Earth is IN FACT the center of the universe.

Geocentrism is true. Heliocentrism is false. The Catholics were right. Copernicus should have been burned at the stake as a heretic. Burn your science textbook.

Religion 1. Science 0.

Actually, I'd say geocentrism and heliocentrism are both false by this logic. Egocentrism is what it is. Religion has stuff to say about that, too.

As an egoist, this is my more precise view, but, assuming their are other selves and the rest of you aren't just my nightmare hallucinations, we can establish the center generally as the location of all subjective observers, which is the Earth.

I can't speak for everyone, but I 100% am a nightmare hallucination even to myself.

[Matters]

If I had to abandon the heliocentric, globe (pear shaped) model, concave over flat earth.

[wease]

[BurtReynolds]

dime would have loved that RIP

[blueviper]

Seems appropriate to post in here that Artemis II hopefully launches later today.

[washing machine]

It launched.

MECO is maybe my favorite of the many NASA acronyms.