Things you have an irrational hatred of

[Peeps]

how in the hell have we not come up with the technology to prevent drawstrings from retreating into the waistband of shorts and sweats?

[wease]

how in the hell have we not come up with the technology to prevent drawstrings from retreating into the waistband of shorts and sweats?

What technology? Just tie them both together.

[Peeps]

how in the hell have we not come up with the technology to prevent drawstrings from retreating into the waistband of shorts and sweats?

What technology? Just tie them both together.

youve never had to fish them out of the waistband before?

[Strat]

how in the hell have we not come up with the technology to prevent drawstrings from retreating into the waistband of shorts and sweats?

What technology? Just tie them both together.

youve never had to fish them out of the waistband before?

Create a knot on each end of the draw string to prevent this.

[Peeps]

goddamnit strat and wease

this is irrantional hatred....gtfo here with your rationale

[wease]

how in the hell have we not come up with the technology to prevent drawstrings from retreating into the waistband of shorts and sweats?

What technology? Just tie them both together.

youve never had to fish them out of the waistband before?

I have. Then I tied the ends together to keep it from happening again.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Grown men who have a ringtone that is a duck quacking and leave their ringer on while sitting at the table next to us in a restaurant

[Jorge]

Hahaha that is awesome

[B]

I've had 3 door-to-door salesmen this week. What is this? The 1950s?

[BurtReynolds]

What are they selling?

[B]

1. Said the name of a random company before I shut the door.
2. Roof something.
3. AT&T

[spike]

I've had 3 door-to-door salesmen this week. What is this? The 1950s?

Sounds like MAGA is working.

[bodysnatcher]

i haven't had a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door in quite a long time, now that i think about it. did they start upgrading to online campaigning?

[epilogue]

i haven't had a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door in quite a long time, now that i think about it. did they start upgrading to online campaigning?

They just stand everywhere now with signs and copies of books.

[E.H. Ruddock]

When I pull off to the side of the road to let a fire truck or ambulance by, and because they pass the car behind me first, that car then tries to pull right back out into traffic and pass me before I get back in.

[wease]

When I pull off to the side of the road to let a fire truck or ambulance by, and because they pass the car behind me first, that car then tries to pull right back out into traffic and pass me before I get back in.

WTF? Trying to get the jump on everyone else? How fucking lame.

[B]

When I pull off to the side of the road to let a fire truck or ambulance by, and because they pass the car behind me first, that car then tries to pull right back out into traffic and pass me before I get back in.

WTF? Trying to get the jump on everyone else? How fucking lame.

How fucking typical.

[bodysnatcher]

When I pull off to the side of the road to let a fire truck or ambulance by, and because they pass the car behind me first, that car then tries to pull right back out into traffic and pass me before I get back in.

I hate this so much, I swear it happens every time

[spike]

ruddo and snatch just drive like grandpas.

[B]

When I pull off to the side of the road to let a fire truck or ambulance by, and because they pass the car behind me first, that car then tries to pull right back out into traffic and pass me before I get back in.

WTF? Trying to get the jump on everyone else? How fucking lame.

How fucking typical.

Yesterday, I was behind a bus in the right lane. When the [not school] bus stopped, the car behind me and I moved left to pass it, after passing, the car behind me tried to gun it and pass me on the right even after I put my signal on to move back over.

I don't even know why someone would do that. I was clearly moving back to the right lane, and he could have flown down the road in the left lane as fast as he chose.