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Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.
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Good lord, twat. I think I’d have to be hammered.
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daft twat wrote:Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.
Family recipe? Who in your family passed this on to you? Was your grandma stoned when she invented this?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
daft twat wrote:Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.
Family recipe? Who in your family passed this on to you? Was your grandma stoned when she invented this?
Okay, the sloppy Joe recipe is my grandma’s. The cool ranch Dorito addition is mine. I don’t like sloppy Joe sandwiches. The bread just gets too wet. I like crunch.
You have to try the sloppy Joe meat recipe, though. It’s fantastic!
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I don’t consider myself a part of the Paula Deen fan club but my stepmom used to make her squash casserole and it’s so simple and so delicious.

Ritz crackers on top is a totally basic move, but I would t dare to change it!

Now that it’s summer, I plan to make it soon.
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daft twat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
daft twat wrote:Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.
Family recipe? Who in your family passed this on to you? Was your grandma stoned when she invented this?
Okay, the sloppy Joe recipe is my grandma’s. The cool ranch Dorito addition is mine. I don’t like sloppy Joe sandwiches. The bread just gets too wet. I like crunch.
You have to try the sloppy Joe meat recipe, though. It’s fantastic!

This is like one of those mad videos you see on TikTok of people just assembling and abusing random food.

Do you pour it out directly on a marble counter top and just eat it with your hands too?
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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i was out of salsa earlier and put marinara on some nachos instead but that now looks quite tame by comparison
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96583UP wrote:i was out of salsa earlier and put marinara on some nachos instead but that now looks quite tame by comparison
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wtf daft.

i mean, i'd try it. but man.
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