Foods I am only aware of through movies and TV

[Jorge]

Corn dogs

Wtf even is that

I tried them for the first time a few years ago visiting my dad when he lived in Houston. Kinda disappointing

[spike]

It’s deliciousness.

[Jorge]

Beef bourguignon. I know two things about it. From that Julie & Julia movie, I know it's a very involved recipe most famously associated with Julia Child. And from my childhood reading comic books, I know it's Superman's favorite food.

Supes be fancy.

He puts ketchup in it

SHUT UP

Flavor enhancement needed after he over braises the stew meat. Classic X-ray vision blunder.

I think canonically Superman just really loves ketchup

[spike]

Corn dogs

Wtf even is that

I tried them for the first time a few years ago visiting my dad when he lived in Houston. Kinda disappointing

It’s one of those things that can easily be awful if done incorrectly. They used to serve them for hot lunch at school and I hated them. Then I had a proper one when an adult and my eyes were opened.

[spike]

Beef bourguignon. I know two things about it. From that Julie & Julia movie, I know it's a very involved recipe most famously associated with Julia Child. And from my childhood reading comic books, I know it's Superman's favorite food.

Supes be fancy.

He puts ketchup in it

SHUT UP

Flavor enhancement needed after he over braises the stew meat. Classic X-ray vision blunder.

I think canonically Superman just really loves ketchup

Most closely associated with Boomers, so makes sense to know your audience.

Show me one who’ll eat a truly rare steak.

[Jorge]

Corn dogs

Wtf even is that

I tried them for the first time a few years ago visiting my dad when he lived in Houston. Kinda disappointing

It’s one of those things that can easily be awful if done incorrectly. They used to serve them for hot lunch at school and I hated them. Then I had a proper one when an adult and my eyes were opened.

The one I tried was at some sort of street fair. I thought the batter-to-hot-dog ratio was all wrong. Could've just been a bad one

[dimejinky99]

There’s an incredible asian eatery near me does all kinds of street food and they do a version of a corn dog. I have no idea what’s involved by its layered? So whatever meat then a coating of batter the. A coating of I think some sort of spiced breadcrumb ? All deep fried.

I’ll give one a go if I’m ever allowed back to normal food and off this regime.

[spike]

I’ve seen Korean versions around, so I assume that’s what you’re dealing with.

[dimejinky99]

I just checked. It is indeed.

[epilogue]

Beef bourguignon. I know two things about it. From that Julie & Julia movie, I know it's a very involved recipe most famously associated with Julia Child. And from my childhood reading comic books, I know it's Superman's favorite food.

Supes be fancy.

He puts ketchup in it

SHUT UP

Flavor enhancement needed after he over braises the stew meat. Classic X-ray vision blunder.

I think canonically Superman just really loves ketchup

I'm so sorry to do this, but I'm gonna start calling everyone on RM "you banana" when disagreeing with them.

You have no one to blame but yourself.

[dimejinky99]

What’s catsup?

[wease]

A tomato-based condiment.

[Happy Trees]

Oatmeal

Never tried it, no clue what it actually is

Some kind of grey morning gruel

A boiled breakfast dish of oats and milk. Very tasty. Called "porridge" abroad.

"Grits"

What the fuck is that

Same thing but made from corn instead of oats. Not as tasty.

"Lobster bisque"

It's like a soup?

Yes. A creamy and thick seafood soup.

"Cream soda"

What? That's not real

Vanilla flavored soda. I'm guessing it was named that way because Americans are dumb.

Gabagool

A slang word for capicola. Italian sliced deli ham with a spicy rub around it.

Corn dogs

Wtf even is that

A cooked hot dog on a stick, dipped in corn batter and deep fried.

Standard at state fairs, they do that with all kinds of things now and just call it "deep fried ______".

Quickie fat fuck redneck food.

[bart]

Beef bourguignon is delicious and I can confirm it’s tough to make, I tried it once and it was a disaster

[spike]

We’ve made it a bunch, didn’t seem that hard. Can you cook other things?

I even made a mushroom only version once, since my wife loves mushies. Was pretty tasty!

[BurtReynolds]

Did that libtard motherfucker just claim that oatmeal is better than grits? And did he talk shit about corn dogs?

Ban that dumb piece of shit.

[Ello Sailor]

Burt, you're a loser. Go play on the road.

[spike]

Pains me to say it, but Burt’s right.

[Happy Trees]

Pains me to say it, but Burt’s right.

I just think oats are way more flavorful than corn.

And if you read it again with an open mind, I really wasn't talking shit about corn dogs at all.

Leave it to our resident troll to make assumptions and act like a big snowflake.

[BurtReynolds]

You sound like you're from one of our vassal states (like ello). Or are you one of those self hating Americans everyone hates so much?