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[spike]

Shooter apprehended.

[Peeps]

more embarrassing?

getting caught having an affair on a kiss cam

or

being filmed together at a cold play concert?

[wease]

more embarrassing?

getting caught having an affair on a kiss cam

or

being filmed together at a cold play concert?

He wasn’t too worried about being spotted since he was at a show with thousands of people and he was there with someone other than his wife.

[Peeps]

more embarrassing?

getting caught having an affair on a kiss cam

or

being filmed together at a cold play concert?

He wasn’t too worried about being spotted since he was at a show with thousands of people and he was there with someone other than his wife.

i dont know. dude did a perfect re-enactment of homer into the bush meme

from my understanding she is already going through a divorce before this happened. however he is going to be going through a divorce now that this happened

[96583UP]

i don't wish ill on anyone but holy that whole thing is just fantastically hilarious

the look on the guy's face

the progressive look of sheer horror on the woman's face

the live narrative from the coldplay lead singer acknowledging the obvious appearance of them having an affair

the aggressive attempts to run from the camera

the fact the guy was dumb enough to be going out in a public place like this with his side chick

the fact that they were love-vibing at a coldplay concert all cutsie rather than just pounding out in a motel 6 like normal affairs do

tech ceos really do deserve a special place in hell

[Peeps]

the woman on the left who was just cracking up at all

apparently she was just promoted in the HR department who reported to the lady who was so not wanting to be on camera


can only imagine every morning she walks in and says to her boss (the head of HR) hey carol good morning. heres your daily reminder your sleeping with the CEO against our policy and then they bump mugs and have a nice giggle about it

[96583UP]

omg the plot thickens

that is incredible

just stupidity all around

[wease]

If that’s the case, he had no trouble loving her up in front of the company employees. What a scumbag.

[96583UP]

also wondering if the lead HR lady was training for american gladiators

her biceps were very defined

maybe Ice and Turbo are involved in this love affair too

the plot getting really thick now

[E.H. Ruddock]

His gaslighting apology yesterday was something.

[96583UP]

oh i missed that

will need to find

[96583UP]

was it a fake apology? from a parody account

https://thenightly.com.au/culture/pop-c ... c-19395146

[E.H. Ruddock]

No, this part was really from him:

“I want to acknowledge the moment that’s been circulating online, and the disappointment it’s caused - what was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage,” the statement read.

“I want to sincerely apologise to my wife, my family, and the team at Astronomer – you deserve better from me as a partner, as a father, and as a leader.

“I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment because public without my consent... I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning someone else’s life into a spectacle.”

“As a friend once sang, ‘Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try to fix you.”

[Peeps]

No, this part was really from him:

“I want to acknowledge the moment that’s been circulating online, and the disappointment it’s caused - what was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage,” the statement read.

“I want to sincerely apologise to my wife, my family, and the team at Astronomer – you deserve better from me as a partner, as a father, and as a leader.

“I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment because public without my consent... I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning someone else’s life into a spectacle.”

“As a friend once sang, ‘Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try to fix you.”

i thought that this was debunked as fake

https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/business/ ... m-scandal/

[wease]

No, this part was really from him:

“I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment because public without my consent... I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning someone else’s life into a spectacle.”

Trying to blame someone else for his fuck up.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Either way, the hilarious thing is if they just leaned In and sold it instead of freaking out when they saw themselves on camera, they’d probably not have been exposed. Their spouses aren’t at home watching some live feed of a Coldplay Jumbotron.

Or, just don’t have an affair

[oasisfan35]

No, this part was really from him:

“I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment because public without my consent... I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning someone else’s life into a spectacle.”

Trying to blame someone else for his fuck up.

This is a fairly popular move these days.

[BurtReynolds]

Good reminder that HR is always in bed with the executives.

Looking at you, Leonard.

[spike]

Good reminder that HR is always in bed with the executives.

Looking at you, Leonard.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You really think i'm in bed with anybody? Even taken metaphorically i'm far too low on the totem pole to be involved with Executives.