Adnan Did It: The True Crime Thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Oh yeah. I'd absolutely acquit. Because he didn't do it.

Who do you think did it?

[epilogue]

Oh yeah. I'd absolutely acquit. Because he didn't do it.

Who do you think did it?

Where were you on the afternoon of January 13, 1999?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Oh yeah. I'd absolutely acquit. Because he didn't do it.

Who do you think did it?

Where were you on the afternoon of January 13, 1999?

Track practice. How about you?

[epilogue]

Oh yeah. I'd absolutely acquit. Because he didn't do it.

Who do you think did it?

Where were you on the afternoon of January 13, 1999?

Track practice. How about you?

Not at Lenscrafters

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Oh yeah. I'd absolutely acquit. Because he didn't do it.

Who do you think did it?

Where were you on the afternoon of January 13, 1999?

Track practice. How about you?

Not at Lenscrafters

Do you think any of them wore JNCO's?

[epilogue]

Oh yeah. I'd absolutely acquit. Because he didn't do it.

Who do you think did it?

Where were you on the afternoon of January 13, 1999?

Track practice. How about you?

Not at Lenscrafters

Do you think any of them wore JNCO's?

It was 1999

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Oh yeah. I'd absolutely acquit. Because he didn't do it.

Who do you think did it?

Where were you on the afternoon of January 13, 1999?

Track practice. How about you?

Not at Lenscrafters

Do you think any of them wore JNCO's?

It was 1999

Oh okay. I was only 2 then so I wasn't sure.

[epilogue]

Oh yeah. I'd absolutely acquit. Because he didn't do it.

Who do you think did it?

Where were you on the afternoon of January 13, 1999?

Track practice. How about you?

Not at Lenscrafters

Do you think any of them wore JNCO's?

It was 1999

Oh okay. I was only 2 then so I wasn't sure.

You maybe only had 2 posts on RM then

[Simple Torture]

It looks like Rob Reiner’s son is going to be represented by Alan Jackson, who is the lawyer who got Karen Reed off. Cunts from the South Shore are relevant again!

[bart]

He’s about to learn a lot about livin’ and a little ‘bout love

[epilogue]

Fuck me

[Simple Torture]

The Brown shooting story looks like it might develop into something super crazy. Cops have connected the same suspect to the murder or an MIT professor on Monday. A redditor in r/providence may have given the FBI the tip that cracked the case. And the car may have been abandoned in New Hampshire. Things are really heating up.

[Simple Torture]

The people coming up with alternate theories in the Clancy case are deranged.

[epilogue]

Go on...

[Simple Torture]

So I don’t know how much you know about the case, but basically a mom asked her husband to go grab some takeout, and while he was out she murdered their three kids and tried to kill herself. He came home to all of that horror. She’s been charged with murder, the defense is claiming she had postpartum psychosis and she had no idea what she was doing. Just the worst story you can imagine.

The worst of the worst armchair detectives have decided that he killed them, not her, even though she has never claimed she didn’t. There is video footage of him at CVS and a restaurant, and people have looked at the footage and claim he’s somehow had it doctored, because they think he’s wearing different shoes in each one. They have reviewed his times from running the Boston Marathon and claim he could’ve run back to the house and killed the kids between the two stops on his trip out, based on his average mile pace. And they’ve reviewed the 911 transcripts, and at the moment when he finds his children dead, he yells into the phone, “She killed the fucking kids!” These people claim that the placement of the word “fucking” indicates that he doesn’t care about his kids, that he’s some sort of sociopath, that he should’ve said “She fucking killed the kids!” if he was a real grieving father. Like I said, deranged.

[Norah]

There's this guy in Massachusetts who was charged today with his wife's murder, and a big piece of evidence are his Google searches, which included:

How long before a body starts to smell
How to stop a body from decomposing
10 ways to dispose of a dead body if you really need to
How long for someone to be missing to inherit
How to throw away body parts
How long does DNA last
Can identification be made on partial remains
Can you be charged with murder without a body
Can you identify a body with broken teeth

There's a video of the prosecutor reading these searches with a slow zoom on the defendant's face, an HOW has no one added the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to it yet?

omg this psychopath

[Norah]

Peak Massachusetts: “She’s a whack job cunt; yeah, she’s a babe, weird Fall River accent though. No ass.”

The best piece of audio I have ever heard in all my years of working in local news is the reading of Brian Proctor's texts at his disciplinary hearing.

[Norah]

For anyone who has ever lived inside 128, this was bigger than The Beatles.

inside 495 really

[Norah]

Tell me about it. My boss is from Quincy and she's been obsessed for YEARS. Today was one of the best days of her life.

your boss is from QUINCY!?

[Simple Torture]

Thank you for catching up, this has basically been the Massachusetts True Crime thread for three years.