Farts & Thoughts They Fade

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We have a poop thread and now we have a Fart thread too
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Dropped one on the beach windy day still kept it's strength
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Farting Ways
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Release
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Push Me, Pull Me Finger
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Fluff and Nonsense
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I Got Shit In My Pants
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Amongst the Vapors
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3 crooked farts, swirls all around yeah
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Sharts are forced they biege
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made some beef and bean burritos for dinner

were very tasty

now farting periodically

just dropped a big gas splatter, then crouched over and caught a mouthful

was beefy indeed
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96583UP wrote:made some beef and bean burritos for dinner

were very tasty

now farting periodically

just dropped a big gas splatter, then crouched over and caught a mouthful

was beefy indeed
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the other morning, as I was lying in bed, eyes closed, still waking up, I let out what felt like square-shaped fart.
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Salvador Dali understands
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I was thinking of him before it happened.
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i farted as i clicked on this thread just now

lentils for lunch
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