Jurassic World: Rebirth

[Ensign9]

It's bad! The main takeaway from the movie is that eating a Snickers bar will completely shut down your state of the art security mechanisms.

Also, it appears Weyland-Yutani bought InGen.

[daft twat]

This was exactly what I thought it was going to be. It’s really just Jurassic Park 3 all over again. All of the Dino scenes were pretty great, particularly the t-Rex scene. The hybrids at the end weren’t my favorite, but the amphibious spinosaur sequence was a blast. I also loved the very brief raptor scene. Oh, and motherfuckers get eaten in this one.

[Ensign9]

Yes, the Dino stuff was all pretty good. Also, generally a beautiful-looking movie.

[Got Some]

This movie makes no sense. But was entertaining.

It was all going well until they met at the helipad. The ending is awful.

The mutant big bad is very disappointing. The terraraptors were even worse.

What was the point of the boyfriend in this movie.

The TRex scene in the river was the highlight.

Raptors being in the movie for 5 seconds was shizenhousen.

Time to get rid of hybrid dinosaurs all the best scenes in this movie were human vs actual dinosaur

[Ensign9]

The first Jurassic World should’ve set the franchise toward dinosaurs taking over the world and a dwindling humanity trying to coexist….finding a way, if you will.

[daft twat]

The first Jurassic World should’ve set the franchise toward dinosaurs taking over the world and a dwindling humanity trying to coexist….finding a way, if you will.

I agree. They’ve fucked themselves into a corner. There is no reason for another one that I’ll end up seeing with my grown kids in 4 years.

[Simple Torture]

The first Jurassic World should’ve set the franchise toward dinosaurs taking over the world and a dwindling humanity trying to coexist….finding a way, if you will.

Uh