hahahahahadad wrote:the other morning, as I was lying in bed, eyes closed, still waking up, I let out what felt like square-shaped fart.
Farts & Thoughts They Fade
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My wife had a hysterectomy this week. The night after, she was awake with some pain and at 12:30 she said that I said, “Oh God.” She replied, “What’s wrong?” And I just farted. I never woke up. She was giddy to tell me the next morning.
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Mrs Wease loves this storydaft twat wrote:My wife had a hysterectomy this week. The night after, she was awake with some pain and at 12:30 she said that I said, “Oh God.” She replied, “What’s wrong?” And I just farted. I never woke up. She was giddy to tell me the next morning.
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