ITT Ello Sailor tells us about himself

[VinylGuy]

Yo´ Ello if you had to choose between Smashing Pumpkins circa 93-08 or Soundgarden circa 92-97....who is the winner?

[dad]

I like him.

[Ello Sailor]

Yo´ Ello if you had to choose between Smashing Pumpkins circa 93-08 or Soundgarden circa 92-97....who is the winner?

Pumpkins, but let's talk about that in Other Bands. This thread is purely for being owned by Battlestation Neckbeardica.

[BurtReynolds]

Have you ever been in jail, ello?

[warehouse]

Ello, what is it like being RM-stalked by a dude who thinks twitter is real life?

[BurtReynolds]

Ello, what is it like being RM-stalked by a dude who thinks twitter is real life?

Stalked? He ceaselessly replies to me, though I never interact with him at all unless he attacks me!

You're the one detached from reality!

[Ello Sailor]

Ello, what is it like being RM-stalked by a dude who thinks twitter is real life?

Little bit funny. Little bit sad. But that's rimming for ya.

[VinylGuy]

Ello, what is it like being RM-stalked by a dude who thinks twitter is real life?

[BurtReynolds]

Please stop embarrassing yourself. This is extremely cringey behavior.

Cringe doesn't matter! Cringe or don't cringe! It matters not! Stop worrying so much about "cringiness"!

I don't think I've ever met someone so incredibly obsessed with what other people think of them. Supremely spiritually feminine.

[Ello Sailor]

I don't think anyone really cares what neckbeards think, Burt. You were so triggered that you had to make this thread, which is embarrassing enough. Now you're racking up Ls with no end in sight. Do you have a humiliation fetish? What is going on here?

Your lack of self-awareness is profound, and you should probably have yourself tested for personality disorders/neurodivergence.

Hope your situation improves.

[BurtReynolds]

You started it, dumbass.

Oh, did I? Ok Cool, from now on, I won't start anything. I won't even acknowledge your existence, unless you feel the need to acknowledge mine. Sound good?

You created a whole thread because you were so butthurt lmao. Wtf is wrong with you?

Which I only post in when you start acting up. It's a good thread for handling your temper tantrums.

[BurtReynolds]

Hope your situation improves.

Thanks, man. I really appreciate that.

[Ello Sailor]

You started it, dumbass.

Oh, did I? Ok Cool, from now on, I won't start anything. I won't even acknowledge your existence, unless you feel the need to acknowledge mine. Sound good?

You created a whole thread because you were so butthurt lmao. Wtf is wrong with you?

Which I only post in when you start acting up. It's a good thread for handling your temper tantrums.

Did it work out the way you had hoped? Surely being roasted repeatedly wasn't your intention. What an idiot lmao.

[BurtReynolds]

You started it, dumbass.

Oh, did I? Ok Cool, from now on, I won't start anything. I won't even acknowledge your existence, unless you feel the need to acknowledge mine. Sound good?

You created a whole thread because you were so butthurt lmao. Wtf is wrong with you?

Which I only post in when you start acting up. It's a good thread for handling your temper tantrums.

Did it work out the way you had hoped? Surely being roasted repeatedly wasn't your intention. What an idiot lmao.

I don't think I've ever met someone so incredibly obsessed with what other people think of them. Supremely spiritually feminine.

[Jorge]

Stop bickering

[Jorge]

Can't you two see... that you're in love with each other?

[Farmer John]

I know, right? Get a room already!

[Peeps]

ello for a knockout....

would you rather ground and pound

or

standup

[tree_]

Grow up and get a room, to play magic the gathering together, and then have some sex

[epilogue]

But just some!