Long piss stories (formerly The longest pee of your life)

[Jorge]

I just experienced what may have been the longest pee of my life. I had been holding it in for a long while, possibly causing irreversible damage to my bladder as I rushed home. And when I finally made it to the toilet and let her go, it was a looooong one. I didn't actually time it but it felt like it could've easily been over 60 seconds, so much so that at point I was like "I can't believe it's still going"

Do you have any fun memories of long pees?

[wease]

Fun? Not so much. I had a quite long one a couple of days ago. Been holding it for a while and when I finally went, it was both a relief and kinda uncomfortable. It was at least a good minute and a half. Just kept going and going. Sounded like a fucking horse was pissing in the toilet.

[96583UP]

i have had some that surprised me how long they were

usually in the night

and it’s like ‘wow, there is even still a whole lot more in there’

[dad]

I had an experience similar to Jorge, and while I also didn’t time it, I swear it was well over two minutes long.

absolute relief.

[Ello Sailor]

Please rename this thread "Long Piss Stories".

Thank you.

[96583UP]

Please rename this thread 'I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.'

Spoiler: show

Thank you.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I had one awhile back that had to be a minute. I don't recall the circumstances, other than I was at home.

[BurtReynolds]

I pee the normal amount

[dad]

I pee the normal amount

oh, thank goodness.

[spike]

This thread is a younger man’s game.

[96583UP]

i peed a lot this weekend

[spike]

Beers with less than 5% abv go right through me.

[daft twat]

I do most of my pissing at night now. I apparently hate more than 2-3 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

[bada]

I went to see Chris Cornell at the Orpheum in Boston during the Euphoria Morning album tour. I had to pee on the ride up and never got to go before the show. Afterward we were walking to the car and I ducked into a closed store front that had a little bit of privacy and tried to pee quickly and I must have pissed for 5 minutes....there was a river going from the shop door to the street. There were cops all around. I survived.

[spike]

I do most of my pissing at night now. I apparently hate more than 2-3 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

I’ll wake up around 5am with the urge, then just lay there trying to hold it for as long as possible, as getting up usually wakes the puppies and the kid.

[96583UP]

I went to see Chris Cornell at the Orpheum in Boston during the Euphoria Morning album tour. I had to pee on the ride up and never got to go before the show. Afterward we were walking to the car and I ducked into a closed store front that had a little bit of privacy and tried to pee quickly and I must have pissed for 5 minutes....there was a river going from the shop door to the street. There were cops all around. I survived.

jesus

that must have hurt so bad

and then felt so good

[daft twat]

I went to see Chris Cornell at the Orpheum in Boston during the Euphoria Morning album tour. I had to pee on the ride up and never got to go before the show. Afterward we were walking to the car and I ducked into a closed store front that had a little bit of privacy and tried to pee quickly and I must have pissed for 5 minutes....there was a river going from the shop door to the street. There were cops all around. I survived.

jesus

that must have hurt so bad

and then felt so good

No way it felt good. I bet it was closer to how it feels busting after you’ve had blue balls.

[spike]

[Ello Sailor]

lol

Love that song.