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numbers wrote:The idea that people would say that Temple Of Doom is better than Last Crusade is lunacy to me.
Yeah Crusade is definitely better than Temple. I don't know why I read Jorge's list wrong.

But you're original assertion is way out of line. Way out of line. I Have a good mind to go to the warden about this.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:I don't know why I read Jorge's list wrong.
My list is 100% correct and I challenge anybody to prove differently. I was listing the movies in the order they came out. I don't know why everybody jumped to the conclusion that I was ranking them.
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I don't understand why everyone's answer isn't Freddie Got Fingered.
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surface the north wrote:I don't understand why everyone's answer isn't Freddie Got Fingered.
Because its highly entertaining?
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BurtReynolds wrote:
surface the north wrote:I don't understand why everyone's answer isn't Freddie Got Fingered.
Because its highly entertaining?
once the part with the broken ankle happened i quit watching it and never tried again, so ill say it was terrible but i didnt see they whole thing
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I bet Reid didn't like the 'daddy would you like some sausage' scene.
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I've wiped that film from my memory.
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The Jerk
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Bob Loblaw wrote:The Jerk
One of the greatest movies in the history of comedy, and in my personal top 20 favorite movies of all time.
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theplatypus wrote:
Bob Loblaw wrote:The Jerk
One of the greatest movies in the history of comedy, and in my personal top 20 favorite movies of all time.
Couldn't make it past the 40 minute mark.
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Bob Loblaw wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Bob Loblaw wrote:The Jerk
One of the greatest movies in the history of comedy, and in my personal top 20 favorite movies of all time.
Couldn't make it past the 40 minute mark.
This disproves my theory that it was the lost filmstrips of Father Carlos Las Vegas de Cordova that pushed it past the point of watchability for you.

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Late on the India Jones talk...

A few years ago I re-watched 'Temple'. Prior to watching it, I was saying it was the best of the Indian Jones movies. After watching it, I thought it kinda sucked. There were a few good scenes / moments here and there, but overall I didn't really like it.

'Last Crusade' while flawed was more enjoyable for me.
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Gummo.

Yuck.
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durdencommatyler wrote:Gummo.

Yuck.
Try "Trash Humpers".
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theplatypus wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Gummo.

Yuck.
Try "Trash Humpers".
I hate you for making me Wikipedia that.
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Real talk: I actually enjoyed certain parts of "Trash Humpers", in that deeply-disturbing oh-God-how-could-a-human-being-have-thought-of-this kind of way. I watched it the whole way through, when by the end of the screening about a third of the audience had walked out.
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theplatypus wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:I don't know why I read Jorge's list wrong.
My list is 100% correct and I challenge anybody to prove differently. I was listing the movies in the order they came out. I don't know why everybody jumped to the conclusion that I was ranking them.
Because ranking shit is what we do, bub.
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theplatypus wrote:Real talk: I actually enjoyed certain parts of "Trash Humpers", in that deeply-disturbing oh-God-how-could-a-human-being-have-thought-of-this kind of way. I watched it the whole way through, when by the end of the screening about a third of the audience had walked out.
Gummo almost ruined my entire life. I can't image that I'll ever see another one of that crackpots films ever again. But I am happy that you found some something positive to take away from Trash Humpers. And I'm super proud of you for watching the whole thing. I'm one of those folks that has a hard time debating/arguing with people who walk out in the middle.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:I don't know why I read Jorge's list wrong.
My list is 100% correct and I challenge anybody to prove differently. I was listing the movies in the order they came out. I don't know why everybody jumped to the conclusion that I was ranking them.
Because ranking shit is what we do, bub.
It's what we used to do.

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durdencommatyler wrote:Gummo almost ruined my entire life.
Hahaha.

Earlier in the thread I said "Palindromes" was the most infuriating movie I'd seen and you said "interesting". Why is that? Did you like it?
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