The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Farmer John · Post by **Farmer John** » Tue August 05, 2025 1:36 am

wease wrote:
Farmer John wrote:It's great. It's tomato soup served ice cold. I made enough for everybody!
I love gazpacho

I should add it to the "Foods I am only aware of through movies and TV" thread

Post by **96583UP** » Tue August 05, 2025 2:08 am

i think i only had it once and was struck by how abruptly cold it was

i think i got like half a spoonful down

this was a long long time ago though

i might be man enough to try it again

i'm all man

<looks in mirror, flexes pecs, starts crying quietly inside>

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue August 05, 2025 4:10 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:i need to make friends with more salad again

have not had great logs the last couple weeks

also bc i have been drinking a lot

but also bc i need to make more friends with salad
Are you 47?
No
Me either.

I am that.

Post by **96583UP** » Sat August 09, 2025 10:40 am

just pooped in mozart’s apartment

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sun August 10, 2025 4:00 am

96583UP wrote:just pooped in mozart’s apartment

Is this the most prestigious poop in RM's history?

Post by **96583UP** » Sun August 10, 2025 10:10 am

Ello Sailor wrote:
96583UP wrote:just pooped in mozart’s apartment
Is this the most prestigious poop in RM's history?

i felt close to him in that moment

'we both pooped here'

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sun August 10, 2025 7:53 pm

Pooano Anaconda No. 11

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Mon August 18, 2025 2:42 am

Had an ominous shit at the hotel before a 6 hour drive home today. My favorite pizza place is at the midway point of the drive. It’s the part of the trip I was most looking forward to. Threw caution to the wind and ordered my usual toppings - pep, sausage, and jalapeños. While I was waiting, I shit at the restaurant. Felt okay driving but was feeling tired and grabbed a coffee an hour out. We had to go out of the way to pickup the dog, but I didn’t think I’d make it so ten minutes from home I told my wife we needed to go home first. As soon as I verbalized that thought, my body must have created a false sense of relief. I made it home and absolutely Dumb and Dumbered it when I did, but man, I hate the way my body lets down its guard when it senses home. I’ve almost shit my pants more than once walking the dog because I was within a block of home.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Mon August 18, 2025 2:47 am

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon August 18, 2025 7:06 am

I had a similar episode to daft’s yesterday, though it was while making a couple stops within walking distance of home, so my sphincter’s home base sensor remained activated the whole time. I used the guest bathroom as it’s closest to the front door.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon August 18, 2025 11:26 am

godspeed gentlemen

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon August 18, 2025 11:40 am

Lentils just wreak havoc to my digestive system.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon August 18, 2025 12:42 pm

been doing a lot of salad and yogurt the last couple days

gotta refarm my probiotic bois after relentless vacation beer drinking days

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue August 19, 2025 2:10 am

96583UP wrote:been doing a lot of salad and yogurt the last couple days

gotta refarm my probiotic bois after relentless vacation beer drinking days

combing through the wreckage

Post by **96583UP** » Tue August 19, 2025 12:01 pm

cleared out some backlog late last night. was a relief

encore this morning

just gonna keep pounding yogurt

and making friends with salad

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue August 19, 2025 3:43 pm

pooped out a handful of everlasting gobstoppers, which unclogged the chocolate waterfall

Post by **96583UP** » Tue August 19, 2025 4:15 pm

was your poop multi-colored?

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed August 27, 2025 6:33 am

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed August 27, 2025 8:56 am

Post by **96583UP** » Wed August 27, 2025 11:27 am

Red Mosquito

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