Actually be honest about your thoughts right now

[tree_]

And be honest for fucks sake

[BurtReynolds]

Honestly, this website is really slow.

[96583UP]

i just dropped a fart that smells like popcorn

[spike]

Honestly, this website is really slow.

Feels intentional this time.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I hate everything.

[coptheriotact]

im scared o' death

[tree_]

I'm struggling to find something to be honest about that isn't boring or embarrassing

[96583UP]

i am having some aches and pains related to becoming an old fart

[96583UP]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/a ... -performer

imagine if this is the industry in which you had to make a living

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm struggling to find something to be honest about that isn't boring or embarrassing

PM me

[tree_]

I have a micro

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Get in line

[spike]

I don’t know what a dickfer is.

[daft twat]

Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

[BurtReynolds]

Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

[daft twat]

Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

[wease]

Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

A buddy of mine had his first one yesterday. He said when he came to after the procedure he felt like he just had a full night of the best sleep of his life.

[spike]

Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

A buddy of mine had his first one yesterday. He said when he came to after the procedure he felt like he just had a full night of the best sleep of his life.

correct, and added bonus is you feel like you have the digestive system of a teenager for like a week.

colonoscopies get a bad rap for the prep and the homophobia around ass invasion, but they're secretly great.

[daft twat]

Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

A buddy of mine had his first one yesterday. He said when he came to after the procedure he felt like he just had a full night of the best sleep of his life.

correct, and added bonus is you feel like you have the digestive system of a teenager for like a week.

colonoscopies get a bad rap for the prep and the homophobia around ass invasion, but they're secretly great.

The homophobia? Really? Holy shit, that’s insane. I’m 48 and should have done this by now. Hand to God, the only reason I hadn’t was because I don’t like making appointments. My wife made this one for me. I’ll go to any appointment, but I would never make one that wasn’t due to immediate pain.

[spike]

Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

A buddy of mine had his first one yesterday. He said when he came to after the procedure he felt like he just had a full night of the best sleep of his life.

correct, and added bonus is you feel like you have the digestive system of a teenager for like a week.

colonoscopies get a bad rap for the prep and the homophobia around ass invasion, but they're secretly great.

The homophobia? Really? Holy shit, that’s insane. I’m 48 and should have done this by now. Hand to God, the only reason I hadn’t was because I don’t like making appointments. My wife made this one for me. I’ll go to any appointment, but I would never make one that wasn’t due to immediate pain.

it's mostly the prep. but the hack there is buttwipes to really keep things sterile, to avoid ass rash.