Recent Purchases

[Self]

Yeah they are all over here in the south. A friend’s kid shot me in the leg with one, it’s no joke!

Haha! Did you put a knot on his head?

No I asked her to so I could see how hard of a shot it was.

I like to shock myself with the racket every now and again

[E.H. Ruddock]

Yeah they are all over here in the south. A friend’s kid shot me in the leg with one, it’s no joke!

Haha! Did you put a knot on his head?

No I asked her to so I could see how hard of a shot it was.

I like to shock myself with the racket every now and again

Sometimes it’s the only way we can feel something

[Self]

Yeah they are all over here in the south. A friend’s kid shot me in the leg with one, it’s no joke!

Haha! Did you put a knot on his head?

No I asked her to so I could see how hard of a shot it was.

I like to shock myself with the racket every now and again

Sometimes it’s the only way we can feel something

Let's me know I'm alive. I put serranos in my veggie mix for the same reason

[Peeps]

Yeah they are all over here in the south. A friend’s kid shot me in the leg with one, it’s no joke!

Haha! Did you put a knot on his head?

No I asked her to so I could see how hard of a shot it was.

I like to shock myself with the racket every now and again

what happens if you stand in a puddle?

my best story from when i worked at pizza hut

they were remodeling and the screwed up the wiring. if you touched the make table and the oven you got a current through you. nothing that hurt you just a massive tingle like your whole body is a funny bone and someone smacked you with a tuning fork

well our assistant manager was trying to impress the ladies and showed them what happens when you touch both though he took it to the extreme. he took a metal spoon and completed the circuit. what he didnt realize is the floor was just mopped and he was standing in a puddle.

he completed the circuit and there was a loud crack (damnit im giggling typing this out) and he flew in the air and landed on the ground. everyone scattered like ants at a picnic to laugh but i just stood there and laughed as he was on the ground.

he went to the hospital and he was ok after but god damn if it wasnt hysterical

[Self]

lol it was probably the metal spoon more than the puddle, unless the puddle was in contact with either of the charged devices. Human flesh and shoes are a lot less conductive than a goddamn spoon.

Standing in a puddle with the racket would have no effect because the current isn't going through the puddle. Now, if you took a bath with it and submerged it that's a different story. There's your lesson in electricity for the day.

[bart]

why would ants scatter at a picnic

[Self]

I don't know, but I thought about it and standing in a puddle would make it worse. Shoes would help, but if you're part of the circuit and if you're in a puddle, the water is too. Sorry for any confusion.

[bart]

if anything they would converge

[Peeps]

why would ants scatter at a picnic

because they always think the picnic is for them and when they find out it isnt they scatter out of embarassment, DUH

[Chris_H_2]

[bart]

why would ants scatter at a picnic

because they always think the picnic is for them and when they find out it isnt they scatter out of embarassment, DUH

Hm fair enough

[E.H. Ruddock]

The marching music/sound that goes with this is forever etched into my brain

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The marching music/sound that goes with this is forever etched into my brain

Woah, major nostalgia wave.

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A dog kennel, because the trainer we hired was adamant we need one. Now I gotta find a place to put it in my rapidly shrinking yard space.

[bodysnatcher]

A dog kennel, because the trainer we hired was adamant we need one. Now I gotta find a place to put it in my rapidly shrinking yard space.

If you want shrinkage, get a pool

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A dog kennel, because the trainer we hired was adamant we need one. Now I gotta find a place to put it in my rapidly shrinking yard space.

If you want shrinkage, get a pool

Already have one!

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Brillo Pads

[The Argonaut]

I'm buying two pairs of earbuds and a battery pack at Best Buy, but it's only coming out to about $230. I need to spend $299 to get 12-month financing. What sub-$100 tech accessory do I not know I need? Tell me about it so that I can know that I need it and then I can buy it

[daft twat]

I'm buying two pairs of earbuds and a battery pack at Best Buy, but it's only coming out to about $230. I need to spend $299 to get 12-month financing. What sub-$100 tech accessory do I not know I need? Tell me about it so that I can know that I need it and then I can buy it

This is some Rent-a-Center shit. Please don’t buy earbuds until you can pay for them all at once.

Maybe this is coming from a place of privilege, but I think the only things you should ever finance are your home, a vehicle, an education, and your hvac system.

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Blackout honeycomb blinds for our east facing bedroom. Always shockingly expensive.