The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Thu August 28, 2025 8:10 pm

Pretty sure I could go get an unplanned colonoscopy right now if I wanted to.

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri August 29, 2025 1:23 am

Maybe Lady Snatch is up for some kinky business tonight.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri August 29, 2025 1:58 am

bodysnatcher wrote:Pretty sure I could go get an unplanned colonoscopy right now if I wanted to.

expensive if not of age where covered by insurance

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Fri August 29, 2025 2:25 am

spike wrote:

I don’t love “dookiehole,” but the Bluetooth connection to the toilet is a perfect metaphor.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri August 29, 2025 4:57 pm

Got to love taking a shower, and then 20 minutes later your ass decides to open a quart of beef broth.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri August 29, 2025 5:04 pm

i just dropped an unexpected diarrhea

was kinda tangy

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri August 29, 2025 5:09 pm

Visiting my parents and had some Dunkin Donuts coffee from my dad's Keurig machine. Guaranteed that's what I just shat. It took the HOV lane through my stomach.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri August 29, 2025 5:12 pm

Post by **96583UP** » Fri August 29, 2025 5:48 pm

just took a bike ride with my post-diarrhea ass

will need to hit a shower soon

these are the days north america needs bidet

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri August 29, 2025 6:23 pm

If I had a bidet I might cause a drought

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri August 29, 2025 6:25 pm

96583UP wrote:just took a bike ride with my post-diarrhea ass

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri August 29, 2025 6:28 pm

Jesus fucking christ. This thread cracks me up. You guys really are poets when it comes to the mucky snap.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri August 29, 2025 6:37 pm

now lifting weights in the sun

still have not showered

may need to burn these mesh shorts later

Post by **96583UP** » Fri August 29, 2025 7:03 pm

did a few mins on the drum set, shirtless, with funk ass

a little jazzy hybrid sesh

then finally succumbed to the siren song of the shower

conditioner on the butthole is a must on a diarrhea day

helps replenish essential bio-botanicals and lipids

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri August 29, 2025 10:19 pm

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri August 29, 2025 11:55 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:Got to love taking a shower, and then 20 minutes later your ass decides to open a quart of beef broth.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri August 29, 2025 11:57 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:Jesus fucking christ. This thread cracks me up. You guys really are poets when it comes to the mucky snap.

Tangy is a fantastic word to describe diarrhea.

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat August 30, 2025 12:30 am

Nice, long log today but too much wiping.

7.3/10

Post by **96583UP** » Sat August 30, 2025 12:06 pm

three large solid logs this morning

pleasantly surprised in light of yesterday's tangy diarrhea episode

the lord works in mysterious ways

dad · Post by **dad** » Sat August 30, 2025 9:07 pm

Ate 2/3 of a bag of Garrett’s Caramel and cheddar popcorn last night and this morning I emptied my entire colon into a port-o-potty in the west loop before going on an architecture tour on the Chicago river.

Red Mosquito

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