The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Pretty sure I could go get an unplanned colonoscopy right now if I wanted to.
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Maybe Lady Snatch is up for some kinky business tonight.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Pretty sure I could go get an unplanned colonoscopy right now if I wanted to.
expensive if not of age where covered by insurance
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spike wrote:Image
I don’t love “dookiehole,” but the Bluetooth connection to the toilet is a perfect metaphor.
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Got to love taking a shower, and then 20 minutes later your ass decides to open a quart of beef broth.
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i just dropped an unexpected diarrhea

was kinda tangy
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Visiting my parents and had some Dunkin Donuts coffee from my dad's Keurig machine. Guaranteed that's what I just shat. It took the HOV lane through my stomach.
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:lol:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:soulseek 4 lyfe
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just took a bike ride with my post-diarrhea ass

will need to hit a shower soon

these are the days north america needs bidet
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If I had a bidet I might cause a drought
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96583UP wrote:just took a bike ride with my post-diarrhea ass
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:soulseek 4 lyfe
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Jesus fucking christ. This thread cracks me up. You guys really are poets when it comes to the mucky snap.
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now lifting weights in the sun

still have not showered

may need to burn these mesh shorts later
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did a few mins on the drum set, shirtless, with funk ass

a little jazzy hybrid sesh

then finally succumbed to the siren song of the shower

conditioner on the butthole is a must on a diarrhea day

helps replenish essential bio-botanicals and lipids
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bodysnatcher wrote:Got to love taking a shower, and then 20 minutes later your ass decides to open a quart of beef broth.
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Ello Sailor wrote:Jesus fucking christ. This thread cracks me up. You guys really are poets when it comes to the mucky snap.
Tangy is a fantastic word to describe diarrhea.
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Nice, long log today but too much wiping.

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three large solid logs this morning

pleasantly surprised in light of yesterday's tangy diarrhea episode

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Ate 2/3 of a bag of Garrett’s Caramel and cheddar popcorn last night and this morning I emptied my entire colon into a port-o-potty in the west loop before going on an architecture tour on the Chicago river.
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