Cracker Barrel

[JuanHamm]

Now I want some Cracker Barrel.

Let's do Sunday brunch.

see you there

see you guys in the poop thread on Monday!

I had more broccoli and cauliflower today. Still nothing.

have you seen a gastroenterologist?

In the past, yes. Right now I feel like I could try, but i'd probably just squeeze about a few pebbles. Not worth trying right now.

Eat some prunes

eat some cracker barrel too.

And eat shit, asshole

Wow.

Sorry I don't know what came over me. I think I might have been overtaken by a demon.

.woW

big if true.

I'm ok now I think. Thanks for your concern guys. This is why we're best friends.

i'm glad you're okay.

Thanks. Remember not to drink and drive.

[dad]

Now I want some Cracker Barrel.

Let's do Sunday brunch.

see you there

see you guys in the poop thread on Monday!

I had more broccoli and cauliflower today. Still nothing.

have you seen a gastroenterologist?

In the past, yes. Right now I feel like I could try, but i'd probably just squeeze about a few pebbles. Not worth trying right now.

Eat some prunes

eat some cracker barrel too.

And eat shit, asshole

Wow.

Sorry I don't know what came over me. I think I might have been overtaken by a demon.

.woW

big if true.

I'm ok now I think. Thanks for your concern guys. This is why we're best friends.

i'm glad you're okay.

Thanks. Remember not to drink and drive.

i'm not smart enough to do two things at once anyway.

[JuanHamm]

Now I want some Cracker Barrel.

Let's do Sunday brunch.

see you there

see you guys in the poop thread on Monday!

I had more broccoli and cauliflower today. Still nothing.

have you seen a gastroenterologist?

In the past, yes. Right now I feel like I could try, but i'd probably just squeeze about a few pebbles. Not worth trying right now.

Eat some prunes

eat some cracker barrel too.

And eat shit, asshole

Wow.

Sorry I don't know what came over me. I think I might have been overtaken by a demon.

.woW

big if true.

I'm ok now I think. Thanks for your concern guys. This is why we're best friends.

i'm glad you're okay.

Thanks. Remember not to drink and drive.

i'm not smart enough to do two things at once anyway.

Haha, but seriously don't drive drunk. We'd hate to lose you.

[daft twat]

Oh shit!

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/crac ... 46824.html

[JuanHamm]

I think we should just euthanize people who spend their time arguing in the comments of Facebook ads.

They must have no quality of life at all.

[daft twat]

On our little road trip and we stopped in for lunch. I had meatloaf and mashed potatoes. The waitress said, “You get one other side.” I said a biscuit would be fine. She said, “You get that, too. You still get one other side.” I looked through the insanely long list of choices and finally said, “Hash browns.” She goes, “You want two potatoes?” When in Janesville, do as the morbidly obese do.

[BurtReynolds]

Should have got the okra.

[wease]

Should have got the okra.

This

[spike]

On our little road trip and we stopped in for lunch. I had meatloaf and mashed potatoes. The waitress said, “You get one other side.” I said a biscuit would be fine. She said, “You get that, too. You still get one other side.” I looked through the insanely long list of choices and finally said, “Hash browns.” She goes, “You want two potatoes?” When in Janesville, do as the morbidly obese do.

Gutsy post. Verb could be lurking.

[JuanHamm]

Was mac and cheese not an option?

[dad]

is mac and cheese woke?

[spike]

is mac and cheese woke?

Mac is, cheese ain’t.

[daft twat]

Seems like the right time to bump this thread.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Jorge, have you fulfilled your promise?

[spike]

Welp. It’s gross when the Twitterverse actually affects reality.

[daft twat]

Fuck that guy and his followers, but the Cracker Barrel logo change was terrible. The school I work at just did a re-brand. I’m convinced it’s so our sports teams can sell throwback apparel in 10 years.

[Jorge]

Jorge, have you fulfilled your promise?

Not yet

Maybe next time

[Jorge]

Fuck that guy and his followers, but the Cracker Barrel logo change was terrible.

It was pretty bad, and I get complaining about the beigeification of everything. But tying it to wokeness was weird. What was woke about it?

[daft twat]

Fuck that guy and his followers, but the Cracker Barrel logo change was terrible.

It was pretty bad, and I get complaining about the beigeification of everything. But tying it to wokeness was weird. What was woke about it?

I assume the removal of the old white man leaning on the barrel, presumably watching his slaves work. Replacing him with Dylan Mulvaney would have been great.

[spike]

Burt’s writing op ed pieces for The Atlantic now.

https://archive.is/2025.08.29-203300/ht ... sy/684032/