ITT we guess how long it will take the site to load

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i think this is all a ploy for jorge to steer followers to his new blog / site / community

just think about it

first starts posting questions that we later find out are for his podcast

then quietly starts creating his own message board

announces RM should be deleted

RMers used to posting about Costco and their poops become lost and confused

in search of a new home

then jorge as hero announces he just so happens to have a new blog / site / community

and the sheeple come rolling in

and the ad traffic comes rolling in

and then he gets the power

and the coca

and the women

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Join me at forum dot Jorgefans dot org
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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Pass
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Jorge wrote:Join me at forum dot Jorgefans dot org
Cool site, but why’s it telling me to turn on my webcam?
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spike wrote:
Jorge wrote:Join me at forum dot Jorgefans dot org
Cool site, but why’s it telling me to turn on my webcam?
Did you cyber in the late 90's?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
Jorge wrote:Join me at forum dot Jorgefans dot org
Cool site, but why’s it telling me to turn on my webcam?
Did you cyber in the late 90's?
Who didn’t?
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Three hours this evening.
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BurtReynolds wrote:3 seconds? 30 seconds? Never? Who can say?
Can this lag be addressed? It’s annoying. Would deleting threads that haven’t been used in a year help? Delete The Last Jedi thread anyway.
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i enjoy living in 2002 in most other ways so this is fine
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It seems to be getting worse
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coptheriotact wrote:i enjoy living in 2002 in most other ways so this is fine
Just added you on AIM.
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My productivity at work is through the roof, mother fuckers!
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28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds

that
is when the site will load
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Something needs to be done about this. I'm confident that if RM's brightest minds can come together, a solution can surely be found.
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Farmer John wrote:Something needs to be done about this. I'm confident that if RM's brightest minds can come together, a solution can surely be found.
In
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Don't wanna jinx it but I think it may be fixed? Site's been running pretty smoothly today
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disso dum wrote:I goosed it 4 ya a lil bit !!

then rubbed it down with some grease …

voilA …

just like ose old Times with PeopleMyAge !!
Thanks man
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disso dum is the secret sauce
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disso dum wrote:man’s got sauce .. U don’t force the sauce ..

sauce is something, you either have it or you don’t ..

can you ask a egg, how do you have your yolk? .. U can’t !!

either man’s got the yolk, or man ain’t got the yolk .. man’s got the yolk !!

can U ask Heinz how you make ketchup .. ?? U can’t !!

can U ask Heinz how you make baked beans .. ?? U can’t !!

can U ask Heinz how does man make mayonnaise..? U can’t !!

do U understand ??

can U ask them about how you make salad cream ..?? U can’t !!

how U gonna ask a man with sauce, how you get sauce .. ??

either man’s got sauce, or man’s got no sauce ..

and I’ve got sauce !!

:mrgreen:

- disso dum
I understand
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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