The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[96583UP]

Ate 2/3 of a bag of Garrett’s Caramel and cheddar popcorn last night and this morning I emptied my entire colon into a port-o-potty in the west loop before going on an architecture tour on the Chicago river.

need that on a t-shirt

[spike]

It doesn’t get more Chicago than that.

[dad]

it was worth it.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'd die. Even just peeing in a port-o-potty for 12 seconds seems like torture.

[spike]

We’re all just animals, Len.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

We’re all just animals, Len.

I'd rather not be

[spike]

We’re all just animals, Len.

I'd rather not be

You shit and you stink, you’re real join the club

[lennytheweedwhacker]

We’re all just animals, Len.

I'd rather not be

You shit and you stink, you’re real join the club

f*ck darwin

[dad]

I also pooped in a jewel-osco a couple days ago.

Had Shaw’s, followed by some nasty bud lights and a shot of malort the night prior.

Port-o’s are gross, but it was beyond satisfying.

[spike]

Haha I know that Jewel if it’s the one closest to Shaw’s. Not the bathroom though.

[dad]

Haha I know that Jewel if it’s the one closest to Shaw’s. Not the bathroom though.

The one I pooped in was close to wicker park.

[bodysnatcher]

Ate 2/3 of a bag of Garrett’s Caramel and cheddar popcorn last night and this morning I emptied my entire colon into a port-o-potty in the west loop before going on an architecture tour on the Chicago river.

Good timing though! At least you weren't on the tour

[bodysnatcher]

Ate a bowl of shredded wheat "cereal" this morning. If there was such thing as a big Lego poop emoji set, that's probably what I will poop later.

[Anders]

Good luck.

[dad]

dropped a piano-sized dump at work this morning.

feeling absolutely refreshed.

[spike]

Take the Stein Way

[96583UP]

i am crapping right now

[dad]

dropped a pommel horse this morning.

thanks to oats, kidney beans, chick peas, spinach, chia seeds, flax, and any other fruit and veg I’ve met along the way.

[96583UP]

fk yeah

<high fives, then sniffs palm>

[spike]

Just an amazing bowel movement this morning. Log after perfectly tapered log resulting in a symphony of majestic ploops. Felt like Abe Froman.