Talk about your day thread

[96583UP]

was concerned for a moment this morning i may have a bad hangover but instead was ok

took a bike ride and then ran a few errands

fall is in the air

[Jorge]

I still have the flu or something like that so i decided ill watch Formula 1 the movie and try to read any of my books and listen to music today, starting around 6pm.

That was you coughing your lungs out at the Kamasi show?

[Ello Sailor]

On the way home, a real cyclist hauled ass to catch up and say, “You know you’re on the wrong side of the road, right?” I cheerfully said, “Yep!” I will always face traffic on a bike. He was clearly frustrated with me, but he can eat my ass.

I will happily eat your ass, but this makes you sound like a straight up maniac.

I would love to see you navigate the cycle routes in Amsterdam.

[96583UP]

did a full manscape

now i feel cold in my A/C

i am like a furless chihuahua

[Ello Sailor]

i am like a furless chihuahua

Bro Joegan: "Jamie, pull up that video. Have you seen these little guys? They're MUR-DER-ERRRS."

[daft twat]

On the way home, a real cyclist hauled ass to catch up and say, “You know you’re on the wrong side of the road, right?” I cheerfully said, “Yep!” I will always face traffic on a bike. He was clearly frustrated with me, but he can eat my ass.

I will happily eat your ass, but this makes you sound like a straight up maniac.

I would love to see you navigate the cycle routes in Amsterdam.

You could have in 2018. I did it with my family. Kids were 12 and 9 at the time. We followed the rules there. We were foreign guests in a bustling urban setting. Here I am pedaling through suburbs. This Livestrong asshole didn’t like me because I wasn’t in biker shorts or even pedaling. I had a backpack with zucchini and a flower bouquet poking out. Imma do it again most Sundays until mid-November.

[spike]

did a full manscape

now i feel cold in my A/C

i am like a furless chihuahua

Uh, going to need you to detail what a 96up full manscaping entails.

[Ello Sailor]

He waxed his winkie, Spike. His winkie.

[VinylGuy]

I still have the flu or something like that so i decided ill watch Formula 1 the movie and try to read any of my books and listen to music today, starting around 6pm.

That was you coughing your lungs out at the Kamasi show?

i was the one who screamed ¨WE LOVE YOU KAMAUI¨ and then corrected himself ¨ KAMASI KAMASI¨ so everyone could laugh out loud.

[bart]

Just finished drinking the prep stuff for a colonoscopy tomorrow. It’s not actually that bad, I chewed on a mint while I drank it and barely tasted it. Now I’ll settle in for an evening of shitting my brains out.

[96583UP]

did a full manscape

now i feel cold in my A/C

i am like a furless chihuahua

Uh, going to need you to detail what a 96up full manscaping entails.

i use a wahl hair trimmer, with length attachment 0.5, and go everywhere - and I mean everywhere: chest, armpits, arms, legs, crotch, butt

then i go no length attachment for the death star trench

it's risky but the payoff is huge

fresh and clean skin

no extra sweaty funk layer

easier showers

easier to apply sunscreen

showcase my abs more

being not hairy makes my whole nervous system way more happy

[96583UP]

Just finished drinking the prep stuff for a colonoscopy tomorrow. It’s not actually that bad, I chewed on a mint while I drank it and barely tasted it. Now I’ll settle in for an evening of shitting my brains out.

godspeed

keep us apprised in the poop thread

[coptheriotact]

did a full manscape

now i feel cold in my A/C

i am like a furless chihuahua

Uh, going to need you to detail what a 96up full manscaping entails.

i use a wahl hair trimmer, with length attachment 0.5, and go everywhere - and I mean everywhere: chest, armpits, arms, legs, crotch, butt

then i go no length attachment for the death star trench

it's risky but the payoff is huge

fresh and clean skin

no extra sweaty funk layer

easier showers

easier to apply sunscreen

showcase my abs more

being not hairy makes my whole nervous system way more happy

do u enjoy twisting around in every angle, how do u get your upper middle back?

[96583UP]

did a full manscape

now i feel cold in my A/C

i am like a furless chihuahua

Uh, going to need you to detail what a 96up full manscaping entails.

i use a wahl hair trimmer, with length attachment 0.5, and go everywhere - and I mean everywhere: chest, armpits, arms, legs, crotch, butt

then i go no length attachment for the death star trench

it's risky but the payoff is huge

fresh and clean skin

no extra sweaty funk layer

easier showers

easier to apply sunscreen

showcase my abs more

being not hairy makes my whole nervous system way more happy

do u enjoy twisting around in every angle, how do u get your upper middle back?

it's def a healthy dose of inadvertent stretching

fortunately my back requires little maintenance ... just don't get very much hair there

i do some spot work on the shoulders and side wings with the nose hair trimmer when the main show is over

[96583UP]

<wakes up tomorrow with back looking like teen wolf>

[spike]

Is 96up RM’s most hirsute member?

[96583UP]

doubtful

i have concentrated growth in a few areas

i live by the beach and there are men who front-to-back look like they are wearing a gorilla suit

seems likely we have at least one gorilla on this message board

but

we probably could use a poll and global announcement regarding the poll in order to sort this out

[lennytheweedwhacker]

did a full manscape

now i feel cold in my A/C

i am like a furless chihuahua

Uh, going to need you to detail what a 96up full manscaping entails.

i use a wahl hair trimmer, with length attachment 0.5, and go everywhere - and I mean everywhere: chest, armpits, arms, legs, crotch, butt

then i go no length attachment for the death star trench

it's risky but the payoff is huge

fresh and clean skin

no extra sweaty funk layer

easier showers

easier to apply sunscreen

showcase my abs more

being not hairy makes my whole nervous system way more happy

I found this much more difficult to masturbate to than expected.

[96583UP]

it's an acquired genre

jorge has a five-part podcast planned

includes a special interview with martin scorcese

from a brazilian wax parlor

[Peeps]

discovered my iphone has a cracked screen. no idea how it happened.