The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Maybe it was the chlorine air at the pool this morning, or could it be last night’s glasses of Barossa Valley Pinot.
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spike wrote:Just an amazing bowel movement this morning. Log after perfectly tapered log resulting in a symphony of majestic ploops. Felt like Abe Froman.
hell yeah.

I love an Abe Froman reference.
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spike wrote:Just an amazing bowel movement this morning. Log after perfectly tapered log resulting in a symphony of majestic ploops. Felt like Abe Froman.
I once read something in college that used the phrase “nose cone of the poop log.” It has stuck with me.
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Just crapped out a full grown redwood tree
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congrats!

i had a lot of rice, beans, and corn yesterday and dropped some satisfying logs this morning

three cheers for poop
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somebody set my guts to liquify, last night :/
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Pretty excellent deposit this morning. Nothing extreme just a nice release. But, I had the most foul, disgusting, putrid, otherworldly fart that came out afterward. I can still taste it in the back of my throat. I imagine it's what the Big Bang might have smelled like with all of those gases exploding together.
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Had to lighten the load before boarding at BNA earlier. Dropped a nice solid load that seemed to be the plug for other, not so solid debris. I thought it would never stop. Felt a lot better afterwards, tho.
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some great craps today

did salad, rice n beans, corn yday

all did their jobs
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elderly poster behind a keyboard in a shit thread
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honestly can't fathom how we got here
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1:28pm and I have yet to poop. These kind of days make me anxious.
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Self wrote:honestly can't fathom how we got here
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5 year gaps between pearl jam albums (that underwhelm)
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spike wrote:1:28pm and I have yet to poop. These kind of days make me anxious.
Getting right to it today. Relieved.
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Starting the week off on such a great note that it can only go downhill from here
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Drank a lot of beer yesterday. On my third deposit of the morning.
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these days my next-day-beer poo smells more methaney than ever

also prob bc i tend to drink more than ever
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Terrible Monday poops. Everything is coming out gooey. I've used half a roll of toilet paper wiping poop toothpaste off that cavity.
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just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.
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