The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat September 13, 2025 12:29 am

Maybe it was the chlorine air at the pool this morning, or could it be last night’s glasses of Barossa Valley Pinot.

dad · Post by **dad** » Sat September 13, 2025 12:34 am

spike wrote:Just an amazing bowel movement this morning. Log after perfectly tapered log resulting in a symphony of majestic ploops. Felt like Abe Froman.

hell yeah.

I love an Abe Froman reference.

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Sat September 13, 2025 3:30 am

spike wrote:Just an amazing bowel movement this morning. Log after perfectly tapered log resulting in a symphony of majestic ploops. Felt like Abe Froman.

I once read something in college that used the phrase “nose cone of the poop log.” It has stuck with me.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Wed September 17, 2025 12:35 pm

Just crapped out a full grown redwood tree

Post by **96583UP** » Wed September 17, 2025 12:38 pm

congrats!

i had a lot of rice, beans, and corn yesterday and dropped some satisfying logs this morning

three cheers for poop

Self · Post by **Self** » Wed September 17, 2025 1:17 pm

somebody set my guts to liquify, last night :/

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri September 19, 2025 12:48 pm

Pretty excellent deposit this morning. Nothing extreme just a nice release. But, I had the most foul, disgusting, putrid, otherworldly fart that came out afterward. I can still taste it in the back of my throat. I imagine it's what the Big Bang might have smelled like with all of those gases exploding together.

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri September 19, 2025 1:18 pm

Had to lighten the load before boarding at BNA earlier. Dropped a nice solid load that seemed to be the plug for other, not so solid debris. I thought it would never stop. Felt a lot better afterwards, tho.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri September 19, 2025 7:28 pm

some great craps today

did salad, rice n beans, corn yday

all did their jobs

Self · Post by **Self** » Sat September 20, 2025 1:14 am

elderly poster behind a keyboard in a shit thread

Self · Post by **Self** » Sat September 20, 2025 1:15 am

honestly can't fathom how we got here

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat September 20, 2025 3:18 am

1:28pm and I have yet to poop. These kind of days make me anxious.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sat September 20, 2025 1:35 pm

Self wrote:honestly can't fathom how we got here

Nature + openness and honesty

Post by **96583UP** » Sat September 20, 2025 1:38 pm

5 year gaps between pearl jam albums (that underwhelm)

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat September 20, 2025 9:59 pm

spike wrote:1:28pm and I have yet to poop. These kind of days make me anxious.

Getting right to it today. Relieved.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon September 22, 2025 1:57 pm

Starting the week off on such a great note that it can only go downhill from here

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun September 28, 2025 12:16 am

Drank a lot of beer yesterday. On my third deposit of the morning.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun September 28, 2025 12:31 am

these days my next-day-beer poo smells more methaney than ever

also prob bc i tend to drink more than ever

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon September 29, 2025 5:54 pm

Terrible Monday poops. Everything is coming out gooey. I've used half a roll of toilet paper wiping poop toothpaste off that cavity.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon September 29, 2025 5:56 pm

just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.

Red Mosquito

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