Charlie Kirk

[BurtReynolds]

Arrest Jorge

[96583UP]

I'm def good for at least a page in here about my plumber experience

they come tomorrow for the install and I will provide any updates!

to get to the main water shutoff switch, they will need to walk past my rage against the machine poster

we'll see if that impacts any behaviors

may affect his gaydar, unless it’s already done borken.

i can help him recalibrate

please be as detailed as possible with your updates.

i can lure him over to the beer fridge first

and then to my speedo collection

[Jorge]

My plumber is this 25 year old chick named Celeste. She's the best plumber I've ever had largely because she is extremely punctual

[The Argonaut]

what thread is this

[96583UP]

does she impromptu volunteer her political views while in your domicile assessing a toilet replacement

[Jorge]

No, she is very professional and focused. No nonsense or small talk with Celeste.

[96583UP]

does she have plumber's crack

[LetMeSleep]

[Stickman]

the details given don't seem to be adding up.

[spike]

Stickman just doxxed simple schoolboy. This thread really has it all.

[BurtReynolds]

[warehouse]

If you come out as a gay ex-mormon, do furries send missionaries to your house the same day to initiate you? Do you get a choice of gay sub cultures or do you automatically get enrolled in furry-dom?

guns and gay sub-cultures. anything else you are an expert on?

[spike]

you and will are kindred spirits

[96583UP]

what if the transcript is fake ?

[BurtReynolds]

you and will are kindred spirits

"But how can I ignore the content and make this about Burt, the person I'm obsessed with 24/7?"

[spike]

you and will are so intelligent, so perceptive. we can never see what you see.

[BurtReynolds]

Throw around any other insult and people will laugh it off, but call a guy "beige" once, and that mofo will despise you forever. I honestly feel kinda bad about it. I had no idea what it would do to you.

[spike]

Burt, I bet we could sit down for a beer and it’d be quite alright. It’s just the online garbage you choose to regurgitate here that’s so tiresome.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm sure it is tiresome to you. My beliefs don't match yours. But you don't have to let my posts make you so obsessed with me. I'm just some random asshole on the internet like everyone else. It's really not that big of a deal.

[dad]

and here I thought this thread was for plumbing upgrades.