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"We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang trying to characterize this kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it,”

I can barely follow what that means.
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she could also say its because that series really suuucked hard
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Kimmel is back!!

nothing happened!!
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I was getting very close to canceling D+. I just wanted to see the Alien Earth finale.
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all it took was tanking the stock and losing a fuck ton of subscribers.
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I imagine he'll get a bump for a week and then everyone can go back to not watching the show.
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I'd like to think it was tree's comment that did it. You did it, tree!
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thanks guys
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Wonder if Disney/ABC asked him not to do Trump jokes any more. Surely he wouldn’t cave like that.
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wease wrote:Wonder if Disney/ABC asked him not to do Trump jokes any more. Surely he wouldn’t cave like that.
Sure hope not
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I sincerely hope the first thing out of his mouth tomorrow is "Now, where was I?"
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VinylGuy wrote:Kimmel is back!!

nothing happened!!
Sort of. The evil Sinclair Breoadcast Group has notes.
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wease wrote:Wonder if Disney/ABC asked him not to do Trump jokes any more. Surely he wouldn’t cave like that.
Reminds me of Norm MacDonald / OJ Simpson jokes
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gonna be a ratings bonanza prob

expect Tylenol jokes
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My affiliate didn’t air it.
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wease wrote:My affiliate didn’t air it.

apparently Sinclair has to pay a prempting fee when they do that. guess we will see how much they are willing to fork over to take their stand
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Stickman wrote:I sincerely hope the first thing out of his mouth tomorrow is "Now, where was I?"
Pretty damn close.
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