TV: Survivor

[wease]

I’m happy with the winner

Yeah. He earned it. And exactly as predicted. Eva and Joe canceled each other out.

Damn Mitch about made me cry.

[scrub12]

Eva’s face was Kyle was explaining how he got Shauhein out was pretty hilarious, especially since she was trying to use that vote to strengthen her case.

Kyle deserved to win. Shitty season, though.

[daft twat]

It was boring because it was way too friendly.

[Monkey_Driven]

I didn't mind this season at all. The strategy was a bit more subtle and old school. I thought Kyle and Kamila played an excellent game throughout. I've been waiting for a power couple like that to realize that one of them has to make it to the Final 3 to have a shot at winning. It seems like a lot of players in the past 10-15 seasons make their big move too early. They waited for the perfect time and then made the right strategic choice to vote out Mitch instead of Joe/Eva.

[wease]

Ozzy’s back!

[Monkey_Driven]

Ozzy’s back!

He's had too many chances already.

[wease]

Ozzy’s back!

He's had too many chances already.

Seventh time’s a charm?

[wease]

Already sick of hearing the word “bromance” and of hearing what Alex does for a living and we’re not even finished with the episode yet.

[wease]

Surprised with the vote. I want to like the blue tribe but they can’t figure out how to win. Don’t really care one way or the other about any of the yellow tribe and my early picks are on red. So red it is. Go Savannah.

[daft twat]

Surprised with the vote. I want to like the blue tribe but they can’t figure out how to win. Don’t really care one way or the other about any of the yellow tribe and my early picks are on red. So red it is. Go Savannah.

We still have tribal left to watch.

Is Jeremiah the gayest gay yet? That voice. I miss the Richard Hatch gays of the world. I hope that isn’t homophobic, but probably is. It’s why I like Dime. His whole identity isn’t who he fucks. He’s gay, but he also loves Star Wars and Pearl Jam and working with wood. Wait.

[wease]

Surprised with the vote. I want to like the blue tribe but they can’t figure out how to win. Don’t really care one way or the other about any of the yellow tribe and my early picks are on red. So red it is. Go Savannah.

We still have tribal left to watch.

Is Jeremiah the gayest gay yet? That voice. I miss the Richard Hatch gays of the world. I hope that isn’t homophobic, but probably is. It’s why I like Dime. His whole identity isn’t who he fucks. He’s gay, but he also loves Star Wars and Pearl Jam and working with wood. Wait.

I wasn’t looking at the screen when he started talking for the first time and I thought it was a woman. He is one I like on blue. As long as Jake stops saying “bromance” I’ll root for him. If Alex can stop saying what his profession is, I’ll root for him. We’ll see how it goes…

[blueviper]

Yeah, this isn’t starting on the right foot. Rizo in early running as the most annoying to me.

[wease]

Yeah, this isn’t starting on the right foot. Rizo in early running as the most annoying to me.

He’s up there

[E.H. Ruddock]

Apparently there were two contestants that weren’t following the pre-game rules and being disrespectful to the crew so the day before it started Probst kicked them off and brought in alternates.

[wease]

Apparently there were two contestants that weren’t following the pre-game rules and being disrespectful to the crew so the day before it started Probst kicked them off and brought in alternates.

One of the alternates introduces himself at the initial meet. We still don’t know the second one at this point. Or if she did reveal herself, I missed it.

[wease]

She was just clueless. Damn.

[daft twat]

A goddam sea snake! Fucking crazy!

Ruddo,

Jeremiah, amirite?

[wease]

Wonder if he’s one from this season that’s back for 50

[E.H. Ruddock]

A goddam sea snake! Fucking crazy!

Ruddo,

Jeremiah, amirite?

Dude i just laughed really hard at this.

Also a sea snake bite is crazy. Probably the closest anyone’s come to dying on this show. I don’t think they would have the resources to react on time if that wasn’t a dry bite

[wease]

A goddam sea snake! Fucking crazy!

Ruddo,

Jeremiah, amirite?

Dude i just laughed really hard at this.

Also a sea snake bite is crazy. Probably the closest anyone’s come to dying on this show. I don’t think they would have the resources to react on time if that wasn’t a dry bite

Yeah, they said it was 45 minutes from when he was bitten to when they got him to the medical facility. If that thing was as toxic as they were saying, he doesn’t make it until they get him there.