The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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bodysnatcher wrote:just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.
let us know how it goes

i shit a bunch of mediocre shits this morning

spent all day watching football and eating food

could use a bidet

almost sharted at one point while peeing too

been that kinda day
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96583UP wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.
let us know how it goes

i shit a bunch of mediocre shits this morning

spent all day watching football and eating food

could use a bidet

almost sharted at one point while peeing too

been that kinda day
I have a bunch of butt wipes so I don't know if a bidet is something I want to drop $$ on right now. At least not until I'm out of but wipes. I also need new shoes.
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The bidet attachment we have has been a game changer. I always get irritated if my wife is using our bathroom and I have to go to one of the other ones in the house that don't have it.
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you got a link? amazon/home depot etc

i'm interested
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We just got one off Amazon. Not one of the super expensive ones. I think it was like $50
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is it from Jina ?
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bodysnatcher wrote:
96583UP wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:just put a Tushy bidet in my Amazon cart. I'll mull this over for the next 24 hours.
let us know how it goes

i shit a bunch of mediocre shits this morning

spent all day watching football and eating food

could use a bidet

almost sharted at one point while peeing too

been that kinda day
I have a bunch of butt wipes so I don't know if a bidet is something I want to drop $$ on right now. At least not until I'm out of but wipes. I also need new shoes.
Is the new shos need related to the Monday poopacalypse?
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96583UP wrote:is it from Jina ?
I think you’re on Temu, man.
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You guys think that the original bidet was some dude who would just spray a rich person's booty hole with water out of his mouth?
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bodysnatcher wrote:You guys think that the original bidet was some dude who would just spray a rich person's booty hole with water out of his mouth?
I was with you until the end
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wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:You guys think that the original bidet was some dude who would just spray a rich person's booty hole with water out of his mouth?
I was with you until the end
I actually think it’s plausible.
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Bidet is French for “huma mouth spout” so I think you’re onto something.
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Born 300 years too late. I could be swimming in bidet fortune
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bodysnatcher wrote:I could be swimming in bidet fortune.
I am so close to making this my signature.
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96583UP wrote:is it from Jina ?
No it has a more normal name. Next time i go upstairs I’ll look at the name
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thanks

and please,

also,

next time you are washing your butthole,

think of me
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Edit: Wrong thread
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I put so much poop in the doo doo machine today.
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I hope that Ruddo is thinking of me when he washes his butthole

as per my request
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96583UP wrote:I hope that Ruddo is thinking of me when he washes his butthole

as per my request
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